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@xenofawn.bsky.social

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · May 7

creatine is for girls

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 3h

fuck offffff

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 3h

oh my GOD

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 4h

baseball is in many ways, like dying

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 4h

whew

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 4h

baseball is so cool, you get to have a small coronary event every 30 seconds

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 4h

the man is a menace! get him out of there!

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 6h

bsky should let me like peoples likes on my posts so i can continuously siphon dopamine at will

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 8h

i mean, if people knew how to read we wouldn’t be in this situation to begin with

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 8h

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 9h

from the deepest part of heart pleas believe me: i spent 10 years pretending, waiting, and making excuses and my life was only ever poorer and shorter for it

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 9h

stupid country found our own keir starmer to alternately harumph about austerity and mewl for trump

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 9h

time does not pass any differently either inside or outside the closet. the only sure thing is that you can never get that time back

winterized cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 13h

my theory of transness and queerdom does not view the closet as anything but an extremely negative space you're forced into, and some people get really really really upset that said theory doesn't center them, and the only thing i have to say about that is: come out or shut the fuck up

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 10h

i know im armchairing this, but at some point people gotta look around and see that there’s 30 of them and 4 cops

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 10h

Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 1d

going in to beg my manager to create a 12-8pm shift or something because my social skills have totally regressed to feral after 2 months of 7am starts and barely seeing anyone in my life

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 1d

chat is it bad that every day at work my co-worker will say or do one thing that might be slightly off or something and then i spend 2 hours seething about it imagining making a scene and quitting and then i find out everything was fine and i was literally making things up

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 1d

FEAR: still good, 20 years later

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

i feel like the phoenix is just history 15 years in the future

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

me, age 15, as lunch period comes to a conclusion

𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · 2d

Augh no i dont wanna go to history

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

lol yea
variety.com/2021/music/n...

Drake Opens His Own Large-Scale Music Nightclub, History, in Toronto

History, a new 2553-capacity club that has Drake and Live Nation as partners, has opened in Toronto.

variety.com

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

when one of my mates asks how to get on the Dark Web and also im british

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

is that good for LA

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

bsky.app/profile/xeno...

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · Jun 3

When i saw gecs at drake's dumb venue History there were literal garbage cans overflowing with spiked collars and cuffs that security was confiscating, the scavenging alone could have been real lucrative

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middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

we desperately need more venues in this city, and from that perspective its good (also its nice to have somewhere actually near my place for once) but whew the vibes stiiiiink

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

oh that rules

middle distance starer @xenofawn.bsky.social · 2d

goes without saying that tickets to these shows also cost one goriliion dollars