Xavier Teatime
@xavierteatime.bsky.social
Visual novels, Fire Emblem, and RPGs both Jay and Doubleyou. Normie liberal Democrat. He/him.
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every day the headlines in NYC are like
-Zohran/Hochul do *normal good thing to make government work slightly better*
-Trump threatens to kill libs and nuke allies for no reason
-Zohran/Hochul do *normal good thing to make government work slightly better*
-Trump threatens to kill libs and nuke allies for no reason
If I'm being honest, the collapse of the post-Cold War international order and the violent occupation of an American city are making it difficult for me to concentrate on housing policy.
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
every day the headlines in NYC are like
-Zohran/Hochul do *normal good thing to make government work slightly better*
-Trump threatens to kill libs and nuke allies for no reason
-Zohran/Hochul do *normal good thing to make government work slightly better*
-Trump threatens to kill libs and nuke allies for no reason
Wow hey voting for Democrats is really good and results in much better outcomes than refusing to vote for nebulous reasons!
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger just issued an executive order shutting down state police cooperation with Trump’s ICE immediately after taking office.
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Wow hey voting for Democrats is really good and results in much better outcomes than refusing to vote for nebulous reasons!
Boy howdy the AI clue packets in the new season of Masked Singer sure do look like dogshit.
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Boy howdy the AI clue packets in the new season of Masked Singer sure do look like dogshit.
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Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016
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if a Democrat had said “I can’t wait to host the oil companies at my 90,000 square foot golden self-commemorative ballroom that I tore down the White House and solicited $300 million in bribes to build” it would literally be considered the worst scandal and gaffe in human history
REPORTER: The Capital Planning Commission is concerned the 89,000 square foot ballroom is going to dwarf the rest of the rest of the WH. Do you worry about that?
TRUMP: No no. People love the ballroom. We need it. If we would've had the ballroom today, we could've had all the oil companies there.
TRUMP: No no. People love the ballroom. We need it. If we would've had the ballroom today, we could've had all the oil companies there.
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
if a Democrat had said “I can’t wait to host the oil companies at my 90,000 square foot golden self-commemorative ballroom that I tore down the White House and solicited $300 million in bribes to build” it would literally be considered the worst scandal and gaffe in human history
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 for the first time.
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 for the first time.
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
I can't get over how AI evangelicals on Twitter sound even less like real human beings than the products they're hawking. "This completely changes the game, sitcoms are OVER 🤣🤣" Yeah I'm supposed to believe the person who wrote that has the same spark of the divine in them as I do, right, sure.
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't get over how AI evangelicals on Twitter sound even less like real human beings than the products they're hawking. "This completely changes the game, sitcoms are OVER 🤣🤣" Yeah I'm supposed to believe the person who wrote that has the same spark of the divine in them as I do, right, sure.
Watched Pacific Rim for the first time tonight. Kind of reminded me of Final Fantasy X, which makes me think, is that game a kaiju movie?
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Watched Pacific Rim for the first time tonight. Kind of reminded me of Final Fantasy X, which makes me think, is that game a kaiju movie?
The game awards are interesting to me because there are always trailers that are a dramatic, massively realistic cutscene, with no gameplay and heavy emphasis on Christopher Walken playing the Demon Lord or w/e. This trailer costs 35 million dollars and I will never meet anyone who plays it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The game awards are interesting to me because there are always trailers that are a dramatic, massively realistic cutscene, with no gameplay and heavy emphasis on Christopher Walken playing the Demon Lord or w/e. This trailer costs 35 million dollars and I will never meet anyone who plays it.
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One of the lowest points in US history - the president going on unhinged white supremacist rants in public appearance after public appearance, targeting a specific ethnic group - but because it’s Trump our political class is incapable of perceiving what it is and reacting appropriately
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One of the lowest points in US history - the president going on unhinged white supremacist rants in public appearance after public appearance, targeting a specific ethnic group - but because it’s Trump our political class is incapable of perceiving what it is and reacting appropriately
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Trump is so debasing to republicans that their only way to deal with him is by playing stupid. this shit is so embarrassing, honestly
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump is so debasing to republicans that their only way to deal with him is by playing stupid. this shit is so embarrassing, honestly
I'm not really into Hazbin Hotel or Smiling Friends for pretty much exact opposite reasons. I need a "this porridge is just right" adult cartoon.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm not really into Hazbin Hotel or Smiling Friends for pretty much exact opposite reasons. I need a "this porridge is just right" adult cartoon.
Finished my first Priest in Legion Remix
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Finished my first Priest in Legion Remix
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
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The Iron Law of Trump is "No matter how bad you think it is, it's worse" and it's never failed once.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Iron Law of Trump is "No matter how bad you think it is, it's worse" and it's never failed once.
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It’s never too late to stop falling for it again
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s never too late to stop falling for it again
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Biden: Hey Jack, here's a rambling but true anecdote from Scranton
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
what
Trump on Lori Lightfoot, whose name he can't remember: "The mayor from Chicago. The woman. The one that gets her hair done very expensively, right? Beautiful hair. She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Biden: Hey Jack, here's a rambling but true anecdote from Scranton
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
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“Why has virtually every country in the world seen an abrupt rise in extremist politics, especially on the far-right, starting at approximately the same date the iPhone was released”
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Why has virtually every country in the world seen an abrupt rise in extremist politics, especially on the far-right, starting at approximately the same date the iPhone was released”
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif:
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif:
A guildmate got me an art piece of my Nightborne as a plushy! Art by @aleklah.bsky.social - such a cute li'l murderdoll!
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A guildmate got me an art piece of my Nightborne as a plushy! Art by @aleklah.bsky.social - such a cute li'l murderdoll!
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There is almost nothing in Tolkien as pervasive as his love for the small and vulnerable, for the meek and the gentle. These are not the values of these thugs and they do not have any claim to them.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There is almost nothing in Tolkien as pervasive as his love for the small and vulnerable, for the meek and the gentle. These are not the values of these thugs and they do not have any claim to them.
Unfortunately being in her 70s probably will hurt Mills and not Collins because every human being alive holds Democrats to higher standards than Republicans whether they realize it or not.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Unfortunately being in her 70s probably will hurt Mills and not Collins because every human being alive holds Democrats to higher standards than Republicans whether they realize it or not.
It is 2025 and I am watching new Homestuck content
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It is 2025 and I am watching new Homestuck content
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なでなでのとりこになっちゃったイーブイ
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
なでなでのとりこになっちゃったイーブイ