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Slim Shouty

@countycats.bsky.social

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Out bisexual USCG vet. Shouty. Weird dork with background in CS, electronic warfare, and nuclear deterence. Queer history obsessive. The cat is Gizmo. He's a menace.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 7h

Elderly racist neighbor (Red Sox)

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 8h

Say what you will about Obama, but some of his people seemed hellbent on antagonizing the military.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 8h

Of course they did.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 9h

Can't really see Cotton doing that.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 9h

That guy's got big, "my wife fucked the Shoppette clerk while I was deployed energy".

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 9h

So I've got a prospect. Sweet.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

It's not Oakland. Coast Guard Island is part of Alameda, which is a separate place.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

It's not that. We largely agree on that point. It's just that he acted like having his meals delivered cheaply was a basic right.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not really a masochist, but I need to try this.

I played hours of Desert Bus (okay, maybe I'm a masochist)

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

It's called the Supreme Court. Keep up, man.

Tin Foil Awards @tinfoilawards.bsky.social · 1d

There needs to be a National Calvinball League

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

So he was/is pissed that it cost so much for his burrito taxi.

You see, having food personally driven to you is a basic human right, like Netflix.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

So he's responsible for a whole thing whining about the cost to have a single Chipotle burrito brought to him and how this is indicative of post-capitalist...argle bargle...

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

One of the things that really gets me is how many people are acting like this is normal.

When I was on active duty (a while ago), flashing a Nazi tattoo would absolutely get your ass beaten.

The military is not as white as a lot of these people imagine.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

So is this because he managed to monetize getting a digital swirly?

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

"Well, I was workin' the register at Cup Foods, and this guy comes in and gives me a $20 bill that coulda been counterfeit. I don't know, so I just call the police."

Capt. Dustos, Vampire Hunter 👻 @dustinheron.bsky.social · 1d

Platner is Forrest Gumping through everything wrong with 21st century America.

Harlem Toots @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 1d

Abu Ghraib?!

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

"So I looks over at the strange orange fella and says, 'If the President's gonna make fun of you, you should just run for that office to show him.'"

Capt. Dustos, Vampire Hunter 👻 @dustinheron.bsky.social · 1d

Platner is Forrest Gumping through everything wrong with 21st century America.

Harlem Toots @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 1d

Abu Ghraib?!

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

It's the whole reason ESPN exists.

m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 1d

plenty of working class people spend their time worrying about far stupider shit than the white house being bulldozed

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

"Fine, I'll replace that one with one of Leni Reifenstahl's face, but only cuz I support women in the arts"

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

Growing up largely in Nevada and now living in Nebraska, yeah.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

That's a good metric.

If your ink puts you at risk of a group of SHARPs curb-stomping you, you're deeply in the wrong.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

TBF, he also sits on the board at Weyland-Yutani.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

When I first saw his posts, I thought it was a parody of a certain type of vet we all know.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

I was so tempted to buy that when it came out, but was in the middle of a staunch 'no Ameritrash' phase.

My games had to be brown-on-taupe Stephan Feld scoring nightmares.

Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 1d

"It looks like someone is about to experience a severe mental break? Would you like help with that?"