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Dave the Enchanter
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I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊‍♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.
An 80yo woman finished the Ironman Triathlon World Championship in October. I wouldn’t hold everyone to *that* standard, but she is proof that we all get to decide how we age.
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Capital One going all out to get me to use the card more.
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For the love of all you consider holy, renew your park passes before the end of the year!
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Breaking: FIFA president accused of ethics breaches.
Related: Sun will rise in east, set in west. Water is wet.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You know what, I’m all these things. Come at me, blondi.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Get they asses, Trib.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Rest easy, Colonel. m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQE...
(1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's
YouTube video by LeeEstradaMusic
m.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
How to explain AI to your family this holiday season | CNN Business
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Goddam right. You do the right thing -- which this republic desperately needs done -- and they pull your credentials. So what? You have a phone and your have your sources. or you should. And you continue to report on this presidency as your colleagues now do outside the Pentagon. Enough dishonor.
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“How do you do, fellow human beings?”
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Stop calling MTG a "voice of reason." She's acting like any cult leader who's been pushed out from an internal power struggle. She's promoted Sandy Hook as a hoax and Jewish space-laser conspiracies. She is nothing less than a complete loon, whom no one should take seriously.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A nickel for the thoughts of Sarah Kendzior, suspended from Bsky just days before the Epstein shoe dropped.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Of course the taxpayers get the bill for the misconduct of LEO thugs. This is a good start but Meyer lost his mother and will never be whole again.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yeah, Syracuse has a ton of on-air talent across TV news and sports, but Joyce Carol Oates ‘60 *should* be our most famous alum.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Full marks to WREK Atlanta for playing ALL four sides of Humble Pie’s “Rockin’ the Fillmore” (1971) start to finish. Holy cats what a show!
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I would love to see Venezuelan fishermen start shooting back. Little match for US firepower, but might as well take some bros down in the process.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The problem with nonviolence arises when the opposition is too stupid to note anything other than violence. Until we see some heads on pikes, we continue toward pure fascism.
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Isn’t it cool that the founders drew up specific codes forbidding our top elected official from profiting off the office, but didn’t bother to draw up actual penalties because they couldn’t imagine a con man getting elected? Governance by handshake sucks when one of the hands is permanently dirty.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM