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Dave the Enchanter
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I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊‍♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.
Should’ve asked him if a woman has ever held him as closely as he holds his gun.
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Then we’ll kill the machines like the end of “Terminator” and continue to generate ideas ourselves.
Picasso conceived three-nosed, seven-fingered people without wasting water and electricity. Humanity rules.
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
AI lost me when it suggested — based on a 12-year-old reply to a Reddit thread with less than a dozen upvotes — glue to keep cheese from sliding off pizza crust.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Like the Titan submersible guy who fired the scientists because they cited all the laws of physics governing water pressure and said it couldn’t be done safely.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Thinking about Dalton in “Road House” telling Wesley’s thugs the place was closed with partying going on in the background.
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
AI lost me when it suggested — based on a 12-year-old reply to a Reddit thread with nine upvotes — glue to keep cheese from sliding off pizza crust.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love walking between two people talking while standing on opposite sides of the hallway and getting dirty looks for it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You never give them a moment’s peace. You find them, loudly insist that they’re vapor, utterly worthless voids, and insist they do the world a favor by stepping in front of a truck. When they object, remind them that they chose a lucrative life in the public eye and must take the good with the bad.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wow, Johnson claims to work a lot for someone who:
“wasn’t aware of that”
“hasn’t had a chance to examine that in detail”
“hadn’t heard that”
“didn’t know about that”
“hadn’t thought of that”
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You know, scrolling through this thread, like Stan Valchek, I noticed that I wasn’t seeing the name Frank Sobotka anywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Good read! I’ll reminisce over the good old days when the Detroit Free Press threw early editions in the UP.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Whenever the idea of Democrats holding Republicans accountable comes up, I hear the wan, ineffectual voice of Merrick Garland droning, “In the United States of America, no one is above the law.” And I see the clock showing zeroes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
losing money = not making as much money as I wish
(sports team math)
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
After his meeting with the generals that could’ve been an email, I read an essay that described Hegseth as the opportunistic butt-kiss of an officer that so many soldiers worked for, who could only unleash his brilliance if he had just one more promotion… in The Atlantic, I think.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM