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🔞 beware of #fatcockfriday 🐺🔝🐎🐓🏃🏽‍♂️ #fcf #nsfw 🔞 I do a lot of 3-legged jogging lately
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i agree with mr. monch the memecat
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gremlins 2 really is the perfect movie. it has everything; christopher lee, a musical number, transsexuals, a batman joke, little guys,
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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do cats know that they're soft? if a cat lays on another cat, do they know the other cat is soft. i think about this all the time
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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mitosis
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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transbians 6mos into a relationship: my wife and I had a beautiful pawfasting ceremony this weekend. Thank you @TherianRenegades.org for hosting us at your biannual Bass Thumps & K-Bumps Forest Rave <3

gayboys 6mos into a relationship: just learned QFC Trade’s last name. Time to insta stalk him lol
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I have no boughs and I must deck
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A huge leap for #animation history has been made

#Reboot
The first fully CGI show of its kind made for TV,
have had their D-1 master tapes digitized and saved from the brink of degradation

Full video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00j...

Support the preservation project
www.gofundme.com/f/reboot-rew...
December 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Wrath, envy, treason, rape, and murder’s rages,
Thy heinous hours wait on them as their pages.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Hey girls, I heard there was a show? #swatchertv
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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#StarTrekTNG "Heavens Of Mass Destruction"

The Enterprise crew uncover an ongoing secret conflict between two of the Federation’s founders. Meanwhile, Beverly’s tap dance flash mob appears at Chancellor Gowron’s inauguration. Transporter chief: Ray Romano.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ME: This is the story of Randolph the Rude-Nosed Reindeer! All of the other reindeer used to laugh at him, because his nose was shaped like a middle finger! But then one Christmas, Santa got cut off in traffic—

CHILDREN’S BOOK EDITOR: Out.

ME: Nobody wants original ideas anymore
December 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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i don’t think i’ll ever get over how we’re sending people to torture prison camps in el salvador STILL and those in charge of CBS want us to pretend it’s an old story that’s been resolved. people are still being tortured!
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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you'd THINK when someone hires an artist they'd be like "oh man i can't wait to see the art". but they're "it will be cool when the image i have in my head is magically transferred to canvas by this person" and then when it's "wrong" they get upset. they paid good money for this brain photocopier
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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he is always of the largest leviathanic proportions
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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CBS didn't air the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, but @propublica.org talked earlier this year to those who Trump had sent to the maximum-security prison in El Salvador:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IN...
Venezuelans deported to CECOT and their families speak about their ordeal
YouTube video by ProPublica
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM