WokePope
@wokepope.bsky.social
Woke. Marxist. Pope. 🙏
Has never watched Friends.
Has never watched Friends.
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“Patriots scored 28 points. That number is higher than my age.” — Bill Belichick’s girlfriend
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“Patriots scored 28 points. That number is higher than my age.” — Bill Belichick’s girlfriend
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
let me guess #$TESLA is up in this news
BYD surpasses Tesla with 5-minute EV charging breakthrough
BYD announced that charging "reached a new milestone" in a December 29 post. In March, the company unveiled its Super e-Platform. This charging platform can replenish up to 400 kilometers of range (around 248 miles) in just five minutes
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BYD announced that charging "reached a new milestone" in a December 29 post. In March, the company unveiled its Super e-Platform. This charging platform can replenish up to 400 kilometers of range (around 248 miles) in just five minutes
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BYD surpasses Tesla with 5-minute EV charging breakthrough
BYD's ultra-high-voltage charging is a milestone for the electric vehicle space. But will America ever achieve five-minute EV charging?
www.usatoday.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
let me guess #$TESLA is up in this news
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Mac Jones: Technically An NFL Quarterback
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Mac Jones: Technically An NFL Quarterback
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IT'S JARRETT STIDHAM TIME BABY
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
IT'S JARRETT STIDHAM TIME BABY
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
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Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
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broke: triggering italians by adding cream to carbonara
woke: triggering italians by adding gochujang to carbonara
woke: triggering italians by adding gochujang to carbonara
January 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
broke: triggering italians by adding cream to carbonara
woke: triggering italians by adding gochujang to carbonara
woke: triggering italians by adding gochujang to carbonara
at what point does france & germany start nuclear re armament and then eu etc leave nato? asking for a friend
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
at what point does france & germany start nuclear re armament and then eu etc leave nato? asking for a friend
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Most Americans don't want Greenland.
They want the Epstein files.
They want the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Most Americans don't want Greenland.
They want the Epstein files.
They want the Epstein files.
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Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
u can get sushi at costco n kids are stupid & have the palette of a garbage can liner they can’t tell the difference what are we even talkin bout
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
u can get sushi at costco n kids are stupid & have the palette of a garbage can liner they can’t tell the difference what are we even talkin bout
lets be honest “working on metaverse” should never have been a job this long
The fact that Zuck spent, what, $60 Billion trying to make 'the metaverse' a thing, and now more than 1,000 people won't have any jobs in the real world.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Meta Begins Job Cuts as It Shifts From Metaverse to AI Devices
Meta Platforms Inc. is beginning to cut more than 1,000 jobs from the company’s Reality Labs division, part of a plan to redirect resources from virtual reality and metaverse products toward AI wearab...
www.bloomberg.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
lets be honest “working on metaverse” should never have been a job this long
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Yeah man all my friends in Minnesota are buying high viz vests and forming human chains at class dismissals because ICE is targeting and tear gassing schools. I wonder why parents would want information about that.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Yeah man all my friends in Minnesota are buying high viz vests and forming human chains at class dismissals because ICE is targeting and tear gassing schools. I wonder why parents would want information about that.
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Turns out it is much safer to attack the U.S. Capitol than it is to drive away from ICE. Who knew?
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Turns out it is much safer to attack the U.S. Capitol than it is to drive away from ICE. Who knew?
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
worth a shot im all in on da bears
Guys I have two conspiracy theories related to the Chicago Bears so please follow along for a second 🐻
1) I think the Bears winning the Super Bowl would put us back on the correct timeline that the Cubs winning the World Series moved us out of in 2016 when Trump won the presidency
& 2) I think
1) I think the Bears winning the Super Bowl would put us back on the correct timeline that the Cubs winning the World Series moved us out of in 2016 when Trump won the presidency
& 2) I think
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
worth a shot im all in on da bears
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Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
fuck it let’s blow it all up im tired and want it all to end
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
fuck it let’s blow it all up im tired and want it all to end
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Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
sounds pretty rough for them
The Cost Of Living Like A Billionaire Hit A New High In 2025
Trump’s Policies Boosted Billionaires—They Still Faced Higher Inflation Than Everyone Else
Despite a boon from Trump's "big, beautiful bill,” billionaires faced higher prices last year for everything from racehorses to private jets to caviar.
www.forbes.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
sounds pretty rough for them
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Melania will get FIFA's Best Actress nod for sure.
He’s going to make some award group give this movie an award isn’t he?
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Melania will get FIFA's Best Actress nod for sure.
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mamdani is proof that, if politicians wanted to, they could easily enact the changes people have been begging for for a hundred+ years
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
mamdani is proof that, if politicians wanted to, they could easily enact the changes people have been begging for for a hundred+ years