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@willoughby.bsky.social
· Aug 27
It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
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We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍
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Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Update on weekend snow potential: The most reliable model data continues to keep the storm too far south and east for snow in the D.C. area. However, it’s still close enough that we are not yet a lock for no snow, and snow odds remain a little higher for the Eastern Shore.
More at cwg.live
More at cwg.live
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literally had to take a dirt shovel to the ice around our car to break it up
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
literally had to take a dirt shovel to the ice around our car to break it up
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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Abolish AND prosecute ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Abolish AND prosecute ICE.
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HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
November 7, 2023 at 2:12 AM
HP Lovecraft 's full name was "Harry Potter Lovecraft". which was why he was so racist
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
need opm to keep option for unscheduled telework available I just tried shoveling the car out and shits frozen solid out there
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
need opm to keep option for unscheduled telework available I just tried shoveling the car out and shits frozen solid out there
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NEW: SchoolCast + FedCast for Tues! Most should have another snow day, if we're right.
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
NEW: SchoolCast + FedCast for Tues! Most should have another snow day, if we're right.
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
This frozen concoction isn't going anywhere. Where it's untreated it will further consolidate into cement tonight with lows in the single digits.
Link to more details: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
happy birthday television!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
happy birthday television!!!!!!
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[stares directly into the camera]
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
[stares directly into the camera]
fully caught up on binging @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social (main feed and patreon) and it's the highest quality of actual play podcasting I've ever heard and I'm thrilled to call myself a fan!
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
fully caught up on binging @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social (main feed and patreon) and it's the highest quality of actual play podcasting I've ever heard and I'm thrilled to call myself a fan!
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Trump is such a transparent asshole but there’s something so evil about how JD Vance hides incredibly callous politics behind that nauseating “well now good sir” faux civility.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Trump is such a transparent asshole but there’s something so evil about how JD Vance hides incredibly callous politics behind that nauseating “well now good sir” faux civility.
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Corporate Democrats don’t want to abolish ICE because they helped make it what it is today and they focus on training because they want to retain a robust force but would rather they weren’t so openly fascistic
We’ve been in a good cop bad cop situation our entire lives and it’s past time to see it
We’ve been in a good cop bad cop situation our entire lives and it’s past time to see it
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Corporate Democrats don’t want to abolish ICE because they helped make it what it is today and they focus on training because they want to retain a robust force but would rather they weren’t so openly fascistic
We’ve been in a good cop bad cop situation our entire lives and it’s past time to see it
We’ve been in a good cop bad cop situation our entire lives and it’s past time to see it
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First look at Travis Scott in Christopher Nolan’s new film ‘THE ODYSSEY’
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
First look at Travis Scott in Christopher Nolan’s new film ‘THE ODYSSEY’
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Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
been watching a lot of silent cinema recently and what I've come to learn is that most of the classic American films have been various Guys in Situations™️ and the European ones are the Horrors™️
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
been watching a lot of silent cinema recently and what I've come to learn is that most of the classic American films have been various Guys in Situations™️ and the European ones are the Horrors™️
yoshi!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
youtu.be/SA9ohTuGl4Q?...
youtu.be/SA9ohTuGl4Q?...
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | Yoshi First Look
YouTube video by Illumination
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
yoshi!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
youtu.be/SA9ohTuGl4Q?...
youtu.be/SA9ohTuGl4Q?...
first in the neighborhood to clean their walkway and car
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
first in the neighborhood to clean their walkway and car
here's a little kitty just vibing
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
here's a little kitty just vibing
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security for protesters, right?
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
security for protesters, right?
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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this isn't the poster concept i've been turning over in my head but it is the one i was compelled to make today
January 25, 2026 at 12:39 AM
this isn't the poster concept i've been turning over in my head but it is the one i was compelled to make today