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FAFO Schwarz
@wehrmanm.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Probably won't convert this to a wrestling account for a few reasons.
Stay here for sardonic takes, self-deprecation, top-shelf music recs and absolutely unhinged political raving.
I do want to still follow wrestle friends and see/support your stuff, however!
Stay here for sardonic takes, self-deprecation, top-shelf music recs and absolutely unhinged political raving.
I do want to still follow wrestle friends and see/support your stuff, however!
There's no reason to improve on perfection - and there's no reason to make the worst possible adaptation of a movie you can think of, either. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJv...
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There's no reason to improve on perfection - and there's no reason to make the worst possible adaptation of a movie you can think of, either. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJv...
One of my wrestling trainers once responded to someone who didn't like getting hit by saying "there's always time to quit and be an architect."
Glib, sure - but accurate. Fluid life lesson: recognize and accept the signs that maybe the job you're pursuing isn't the job you should be doing.
Glib, sure - but accurate. Fluid life lesson: recognize and accept the signs that maybe the job you're pursuing isn't the job you should be doing.
Is your presence on the job harmful to the customers, your colleagues, and the company that’s paying you? Ok. You need to find a different job. Ideally one without a lot of interpersonal interaction. Your workplace is not therapy.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One of my wrestling trainers once responded to someone who didn't like getting hit by saying "there's always time to quit and be an architect."
Glib, sure - but accurate. Fluid life lesson: recognize and accept the signs that maybe the job you're pursuing isn't the job you should be doing.
Glib, sure - but accurate. Fluid life lesson: recognize and accept the signs that maybe the job you're pursuing isn't the job you should be doing.
Being racist, pointing to your crotch and saying "suck it" to customers should only lead to you *not* being fired if your primary employer is the World Wrestling Federation
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Being racist, pointing to your crotch and saying "suck it" to customers should only lead to you *not* being fired if your primary employer is the World Wrestling Federation
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🗣️ KISS ON THE BEACH
🗣️ READ A NOVEL
🗣️ BE SUNBURNT
🗣️ READ A NOVEL
🗣️ BE SUNBURNT
You heard it here first: Jacob Elordi tells @beccamford.bsky.social he'd rather kiss on the beach than talk about AI vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/frankenstein-jacob-elordi-euphoria-interview
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🗣️ KISS ON THE BEACH
🗣️ READ A NOVEL
🗣️ BE SUNBURNT
🗣️ READ A NOVEL
🗣️ BE SUNBURNT
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If we accede to the demand that political appointees can decide what is worthwhile to study and what isn't, we've lost universities as institutions of knowledge, innovation, and progress. This is why academic freedom and tenure are so important.
This -- a model bill to effectively decimate non-STEM research by requiring 3-3 teaching loads outside of "STEM or Americanism and western civilization" -- seems...extremely bad but also quite plausible.
Proposed Model Bill Would Change College Tenure, Teaching, & Research
Three conservative groups have proposed model legislation that would dramatically change faculty tenure paths, teaching loads, research activities and hiring authority
www.forbes.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If we accede to the demand that political appointees can decide what is worthwhile to study and what isn't, we've lost universities as institutions of knowledge, innovation, and progress. This is why academic freedom and tenure are so important.
Oh god in heaven oh dear lord
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh god in heaven oh dear lord
Well, I'll be. You did it, Hirooki Goto.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well, I'll be. You did it, Hirooki Goto.
laffo this stinks
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
laffo this stinks
Dang, Philly has multiple Paul Georges and they all stink
A veteran lawyer in the Philly DA's Office has been disbarred after a panel of judges concluded he “lied repeatedly” while seeking to overturn the death sentence of a man who killed an East Mount Airy couple.
A supervisor in Philly DA Larry Krasner’s Office has been disbarred in federal court
www.inquirer.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dang, Philly has multiple Paul Georges and they all stink
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December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is Pluribus worth finishing? The first episode didn't click with me the way I'd hoped it would after the trailer drew me in.
Ready to move on unless it eventually gets better.
Ready to move on unless it eventually gets better.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Is Pluribus worth finishing? The first episode didn't click with me the way I'd hoped it would after the trailer drew me in.
Ready to move on unless it eventually gets better.
Ready to move on unless it eventually gets better.
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
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Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
"I'm looking for a guy named Santa"
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"I'm looking for a guy named Santa"
A GOP Governor saying Trump is "not interested in uniting the country" seems like a big watershed moment, tbh...
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A GOP Governor saying Trump is "not interested in uniting the country" seems like a big watershed moment, tbh...
Worth listening to this guy try to string together simple words into a few sentences, fall back on a few worn out right-wing racist smears, and ask yourself if he's even in the top 3 billion smartest people on earth.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Worth listening to this guy try to string together simple words into a few sentences, fall back on a few worn out right-wing racist smears, and ask yourself if he's even in the top 3 billion smartest people on earth.
Hot(?) Take: This is effective messaging for Trump because people assume others are grossly decadent, not themselves. Mix that with a "I got mine, fuck you" attitude and this 100% resonates with the craven MAGA buffoons with less than zero sense of self-awareness.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hot(?) Take: This is effective messaging for Trump because people assume others are grossly decadent, not themselves. Mix that with a "I got mine, fuck you" attitude and this 100% resonates with the craven MAGA buffoons with less than zero sense of self-awareness.
Something something "death panels"
Ossoff: "She's gonna have to give up her insurance in the middle of chemotherapy while she's fighting breast cancer. What are people supposed to do when they lose health insurance in the middle of a cancer battle? ... this is life or death"
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Something something "death panels"
I think this was @justregulartom.bsky.social's first Phillies game ever and it was exceedingly inconsequential baseball until Schwarber read Angel Hernandez the riot act for the joy of the universe.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think this was @justregulartom.bsky.social's first Phillies game ever and it was exceedingly inconsequential baseball until Schwarber read Angel Hernandez the riot act for the joy of the universe.
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New show announce! UNHOLY DIVER - 3/1 at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! ALL AGES EVENT!
www.ticketmaster.com/event/300063...
www.ticketmaster.com/event/300063...
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
New show announce! UNHOLY DIVER - 3/1 at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! ALL AGES EVENT!
www.ticketmaster.com/event/300063...
www.ticketmaster.com/event/300063...
That judo throw on Adoree Jackson makes me want to see fighting in football. Fuck Vidal, that was completely unnecessary.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That judo throw on Adoree Jackson makes me want to see fighting in football. Fuck Vidal, that was completely unnecessary.
This is the dumbest, clumsiest football game I've seen in my entire life since the last football game I watched where the Philadelphia Eagles played.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is the dumbest, clumsiest football game I've seen in my entire life since the last football game I watched where the Philadelphia Eagles played.