weather-witch.bsky.social
@weather-witch.bsky.social
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Disaster Bi
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something missing in your life? of course it is! you're not hitting things with a stone age hand axe!
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
looks like you're about to be forced to listen to an evil monologe about how fucked you are
literally the villain in every movie ever
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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I love that Wikipedia's edit history is public because it only takes two clicks to get to the very first version of the "ant" article in its entirety from 2001. Happy 25th birthday Wikipedia! You've come so far
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Fuck AI.

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January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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It’s so weird to me that people don’t signal in their cars because they are afraid of people “knowing what I’m going to do,” yes, you’re sending a four thousand pound machine down the street at thirty miles per hour. People need to know where you’re going
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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being a hater is important. or rather, if you are a hater by nature it's better to not deny it. we need ecumenical haters, haters with a willingness to keep open minds, haters who can explain why they like something just as assiduously. That way when they say "this is dog shit" it has real power
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I can dill even when im in a pickle
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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the federal government's immense wisdom to descend on and siege Minneapolis during its most hospitable month: January
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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One of the all time tweets
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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NEW

An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found:

In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.”

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January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Important news for #creative folks that use Discord.

Discord has a survey RIGHT NOW that's really easy to fill out as they want to know how many users want AI tools in their servers.

Please consider filling them out; we need a LOT of voices right now to help oppose as much as possible.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Let’s not forget, that cunt murdered her own innocent dog…of course she thinks the murder of an innocent woman is perfectly justified.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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We must film and post every single thing these thugs do in public spaces. Pull out your phone and hit record. Use a long lens if you've got one. Every angle covered, every masked face in closeup. A detailed visual record will matter.
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I'm being scolded about my lack of posting ability. help
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My Boyfriend: "What if they burried it... in a hole."
Having new years with a bunch of 9 year olds and they have a bunch of ideas for what should happen to the Times Square Ball that are all /way/ better than what actually happens to it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I live
Nice knowing you all.
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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I drive a lot now because I live somewhere car dependent (bleh) and I do not understand why so many motorists are either so aggressive, or like will just full on stop in a live lane to do who knows what.

Also fuck extra bright LED headlights. It’s like dealing with the sun.
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Goth IHOP #Korrasami 🥞
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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JD Vance has eunuch face
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Doggie heaven and squirrel hell are the same place.
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM