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The giant rat that makes all the rules. 18+, NO MINORS, he/him, sometimes NSFW. Colorado fur, taken/open relationship. Mostly(?) gay? Sometimes I deviate XD Spamming likes = block
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· Oct 23
Think of a man give fish he day, treat a man uh fish to a lifetime.
Some day, I can corner people I know and hyperfixate on how the WWE is one of the reasons we are where we are, because they rehabilitated the public image of a certain idiot, which led him to getting his spot on The Apprentice. Same people also bankrolled him, which is why Linda is in his cabinet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Some day, I can corner people I know and hyperfixate on how the WWE is one of the reasons we are where we are, because they rehabilitated the public image of a certain idiot, which led him to getting his spot on The Apprentice. Same people also bankrolled him, which is why Linda is in his cabinet.
Ahh modded minecraft, where you can make very aesthetically pleasing quarries...
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ahh modded minecraft, where you can make very aesthetically pleasing quarries...
Learning that this sample was used in not one, but two video games today is blowing my mind
This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Learning that this sample was used in not one, but two video games today is blowing my mind
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Never before have I seen a man take just hot water and drink it straight. No tea or hot chocolate in it, just scalding hot water from a dispenser. It was the most psychotic thing I have ever witnessed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Never before have I seen a man take just hot water and drink it straight. No tea or hot chocolate in it, just scalding hot water from a dispenser. It was the most psychotic thing I have ever witnessed.
Me, when I stroke the beard thusly.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me, when I stroke the beard thusly.
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
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November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'll just leave these here
I swear, the single worst thing about any video sharing site is the "reaction" brand of "content." Partially because it's always clearly manufactured overreacting, but also because it basically guarantees you see spoilers on the youtube front page for something that aired like 3 hours earlier...
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I swear, the single worst thing about any video sharing site is the "reaction" brand of "content." Partially because it's always clearly manufactured overreacting, but also because it basically guarantees you see spoilers on the youtube front page for something that aired like 3 hours earlier...
To the surprise of no one at all who knows me.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
To the surprise of no one at all who knows me.
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Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
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Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
"You best be believing in bean stories, Miss Turner. You're in one." *Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing*
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"You best be believing in bean stories, Miss Turner. You're in one." *Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing*
Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
Have a doozy of a pic in the chamber for Friday's FCF post...telegram already saw it. Kinda eager to put it here in an hour or so too... 😈
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Have a doozy of a pic in the chamber for Friday's FCF post...telegram already saw it. Kinda eager to put it here in an hour or so too... 😈
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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a) If you understand the risks, you won't install it.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a) If you understand the risks, you won't install it.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
Really enjoyed Hazbin Hotel's 2nd season (the songs really kicked off this year), though the ending felt a bit rushed and some characters could've used a bit more screentime to justify their presence. Nothing that Season 3 can't flesh out more, at least. Good stuff!
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Really enjoyed Hazbin Hotel's 2nd season (the songs really kicked off this year), though the ending felt a bit rushed and some characters could've used a bit more screentime to justify their presence. Nothing that Season 3 can't flesh out more, at least. Good stuff!
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Please help if you're able 🙏
Idk what to say, we can't recover from this unless we get help. Please share and donate so we don't end up homeless.
#emergency #donate #mutualaid
#emergency #donate #mutualaid
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Please help if you're able 🙏
Every now and then, people just leave shit near the exit doors in our apartment building. Some times, when they do, they also leave SEVERAL questions behind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Every now and then, people just leave shit near the exit doors in our apartment building. Some times, when they do, they also leave SEVERAL questions behind.