Warren Ables
@warrenables.bsky.social
I love my family, live music & @USMNT “Pray to God, but row away from the rocks” #GeauxTigers
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Warren Ables
@warrenables.bsky.social
· May 10
a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
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My oldest son’s response when I create a firm boundary and tell him to stop talking to me about Star Wars anymore or ever again…
Traded voicemails with John Voigt while trying to run interference for the McCain campaign. #TrueStory
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Traded voicemails with John Voigt while trying to run interference for the McCain campaign. #TrueStory
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Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Live look at @alexkirshner.com when finding out the Steelers are signing Rodgers.
a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Live look at @alexkirshner.com when finding out the Steelers are signing Rodgers.
I can name zero UFL teams and considering I wear the guilt of having once bought the Spin Doctors on both CD and cassette tape, I feel like this fact is the denouement of my pop-cultural redemption arc.
On today’s Phantom Island with special guest @jumosq.bsky.social, I learned:
- that I can name more UFL teams than I thought
- why the XFL 2.0 held its draft by position group
- a lot more about spring football leagues
open.spotify.com/episode/4H3F...
- that I can name more UFL teams than I thought
- why the XFL 2.0 held its draft by position group
- a lot more about spring football leagues
open.spotify.com/episode/4H3F...
What does a successful spring football league look like?
Phantom Island · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I can name zero UFL teams and considering I wear the guilt of having once bought the Spin Doctors on both CD and cassette tape, I feel like this fact is the denouement of my pop-cultural redemption arc.
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Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck!
May 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck!
The expense report for May I’ve dreaded doing for a week, took me 20 minutes. Oh..hi, ADHD…thanks for reminding me to practice self care.
May 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The expense report for May I’ve dreaded doing for a week, took me 20 minutes. Oh..hi, ADHD…thanks for reminding me to practice self care.
Southern hospitality.
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Southern hospitality.
Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.
May 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.
1. Sturgill Simpson in Houston, circa 2016.
2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992
3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996.
4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994
5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.
2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992
3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996.
4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994
5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.
so we did worst concert experience, what's your best concert experience?
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
May 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
1. Sturgill Simpson in Houston, circa 2016.
2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992
3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996.
4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994
5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.
2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992
3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996.
4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994
5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.
May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.
May 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.
My oldest son’s response when I create a firm boundary and tell him to stop talking to me about Star Wars anymore or ever again…
a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My oldest son’s response when I create a firm boundary and tell him to stop talking to me about Star Wars anymore or ever again…
The jokes. They write themselves.
Postal Service leaders on Friday selected David Steiner, a member of FedEx’s board, to be the country’s next postmaster general.
Postal Service Selects FedEx Board Member as Next Postmaster General
www.nytimes.com
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The jokes. They write themselves.
Pope Buccatini VI
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE GINGER IV.
May 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Pope Buccatini VI
Oh good. Jimmy’s pastor from New Albany has apologized
Three people from my high school
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
A 48-year-old man has been charged with stalking and vandalism, including crashing his car through the front gate of the actress Jennifer Aniston’s Bel Air home, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said.
May 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oh good. Jimmy’s pastor from New Albany has apologized
Three people from my high school
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
A 48-year-old man has been charged with stalking and vandalism, including crashing his car through the front gate of the actress Jennifer Aniston’s Bel Air home, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said.
Mississippi Man Is Charged With Stalking Jennifer Aniston
www.nytimes.com
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Three people from my high school
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
Immediately come to mind as possible suspects.
Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.
April 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.
You people whose only breakfast taco
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
April 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You people whose only breakfast taco
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
In case you’re wondering, this is the most Houston AF thing ever that doesn’t include DJ Screw or fajitas.
Hardy Toll Road closed after hazardous materials truck crashes alongside Ironman bike route www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Hazmat spill and crash close Hardy Toll Road Northbound
Hardy Toll Road closed after hazardous materials truck crashes alongside Ironman bike route
www.houstonchronicle.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In case you’re wondering, this is the most Houston AF thing ever that doesn’t include DJ Screw or fajitas.
I’m happy that the crisis actors from January 6 have been able to find work as costumed fans for hire at the NFL Draft.
April 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m happy that the crisis actors from January 6 have been able to find work as costumed fans for hire at the NFL Draft.
Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.
I fall asleep almost instantly, every time I fly. When possible, I like to begin movies with as much nudity and sex as possible so that I can sleep what may be a very uncomfortable moment for others.
April 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I fall asleep almost instantly, every time I fly. When possible, I like to begin movies with as much nudity and sex as possible so that I can sleep what may be a very uncomfortable moment for others.
Happy Easter. He is raisin.
April 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Easter. He is raisin.