Warren Ables
@warrenables.bsky.social
I love my family, live music & @USMNT “Pray to God, but row away from the rocks” #GeauxTigers
Celebrating the end of the world by living mas. Dios mios.
June 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Celebrating the end of the world by living mas. Dios mios.
Ask if he wants to ring the bell.
June 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ask if he wants to ring the bell.
Fuck both y’all. We got both. The people who walk their dogs here before they go to work are bigger heroes than Kevin Durant’s mom #HoldItDown #HTown
June 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fuck both y’all. We got both. The people who walk their dogs here before they go to work are bigger heroes than Kevin Durant’s mom #HoldItDown #HTown
Southern hospitality.
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Southern hospitality.
We’re ripping it up tonight with this and some sugar free lemonade.
May 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We’re ripping it up tonight with this and some sugar free lemonade.
Do three years sober beers count? (Strongest my ass)
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Do three years sober beers count? (Strongest my ass)
Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.
May 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.
May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.
May 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”.
Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.
April 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me…while thinking about that BOGO spicy chicken sandwich at Popeye’s.
Look at this thing puffing…begging for huevos y frijoles y salsa. You people in Maine and North Dakota and West Virginia and such…prayers sent.
April 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Look at this thing puffing…begging for huevos y frijoles y salsa. You people in Maine and North Dakota and West Virginia and such…prayers sent.
You people whose only breakfast taco
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
April 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You people whose only breakfast taco
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
options involve shelf stable tortillas sourced from a factory in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. How the fuck do you even wake up in the morning?
Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Why does the father of the ole USA have such a camel toe? I mean that is quite a pants clam.
Happy Easter. He is raisin.
April 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Easter. He is raisin.
Birds of a feather…
April 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Birds of a feather…
I’m at a UH bar in Denver. They played Slim Thug and Fat Pat and Lil Troy at halftime. I need UH to win just so I can watch all these people become really happy. Like, Houston…it may not be clean or beautiful but it has lots of melted cheese dip and other fattening foods.
April 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m at a UH bar in Denver. They played Slim Thug and Fat Pat and Lil Troy at halftime. I need UH to win just so I can watch all these people become really happy. Like, Houston…it may not be clean or beautiful but it has lots of melted cheese dip and other fattening foods.
Houston would have awesome protest street meat.
April 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Houston would have awesome protest street meat.
Here in Trump Country today #Houston #GoodTrouble
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Here in Trump Country today #Houston #GoodTrouble
Houston is like AA, it works but you have to work it.
April 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Houston is like AA, it works but you have to work it.
It’s got everything Hermann Park has without the pain of parking and messing with med center and museum traffic during the week. My kid loves it. He calls it the mountain park because of the climbing wall.
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s got everything Hermann Park has without the pain of parking and messing with med center and museum traffic during the week. My kid loves it. He calls it the mountain park because of the climbing wall.
Levy Park is awesome. Enormous playground. Splash pad. And you don’t have to mess with parking being such a pain. Or walking forever to get where you wanna go. Walking with a 3 yr old sucks. It’s at Richmond and Eastside. There’s a dog park there too if he likes those. And a great coffee shop. 5⭐️
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Levy Park is awesome. Enormous playground. Splash pad. And you don’t have to mess with parking being such a pain. Or walking forever to get where you wanna go. Walking with a 3 yr old sucks. It’s at Richmond and Eastside. There’s a dog park there too if he likes those. And a great coffee shop. 5⭐️
I’ll see your Guns and Coffee. And raise you a “Covid 23”
March 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’ll see your Guns and Coffee. And raise you a “Covid 23”