Turkey Dave
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21st Century Dad, Child of the 80s, Auburn Man - I speak fluent gif. #WDE #VfB #ATLUTD #Saints
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I'm left with no choice but to conclude that Sebastian Berhalter is better than Son Heung-Min
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm left with no choice but to conclude that Sebastian Berhalter is better than Son Heung-Min
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Well, that's one of the greatest playoff games in MLS history.
Good night!
Good night!
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Well, that's one of the greatest playoff games in MLS history.
Good night!
Good night!
😳Meet the Tibetan fox (Vulpes ferrilata), which is distinguished by its characteristic flattened face. This species can be found in parts of Asia, including China, India, and Nepal—and has been observed at elevations of up to 17,388 ft (5,300 m).
Photo: Dash Huang, C BY-NC-SA 2.0, flickr
Photo: Dash Huang, C BY-NC-SA 2.0, flickr
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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LA beat Toronto in the World Series, but Vancouver beats LA in the MLS conference semifinals so it's even.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
LA beat Toronto in the World Series, but Vancouver beats LA in the MLS conference semifinals so it's even.
CAPS WIN IN THE SHOOTOUT!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
CAPS WIN IN THE SHOOTOUT!!!
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That was the worst panenka in the sport's history
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
That was the worst panenka in the sport's history
That PK from Delgado might’ve been the worst I’ve ever seen, and I’m a Stuttgart fan!
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
That PK from Delgado might’ve been the worst I’ve ever seen, and I’m a Stuttgart fan!
SEB BERHALTER! BIG FOR THE USMNT! BIG FOR THE CAPS!
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
SEB BERHALTER! BIG FOR THE USMNT! BIG FOR THE CAPS!
SON MISSES THE FIRST PK!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
SON MISSES THE FIRST PK!!!
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LAFC hits the wood three times in a row 😱
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
LAFC hits the wood three times in a row 😱
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That was right post. Then left post. Then crossbar by LAFC in the 121st
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That was right post. Then left post. Then crossbar by LAFC in the 121st
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
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yeah this game is incredibly fun(ny) bsky.app/profile/cjze...
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
yeah this game is incredibly fun(ny) bsky.app/profile/cjze...
Dieses MLS quarterfinal ist absolut Wahnsinn!
Penalty Kicks! Sieger erhält alles!
Penalty Kicks! Sieger erhält alles!
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dieses MLS quarterfinal ist absolut Wahnsinn!
Penalty Kicks! Sieger erhält alles!
Penalty Kicks! Sieger erhält alles!
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MLS AFTER DARK!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
MLS AFTER DARK!!!!!!!!
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This MLS game is insane. LAFC just hit several posts in the final minute.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This MLS game is insane. LAFC just hit several posts in the final minute.
WOW! The goal frame loves the Caps!
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
WOW! The goal frame loves the Caps!
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Two players down, Whitecaps still battling and these fans are still fully behind this team.
Special special atmosphere tonight. Vancouver showed up.
Special special atmosphere tonight. Vancouver showed up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Two players down, Whitecaps still battling and these fans are still fully behind this team.
Special special atmosphere tonight. Vancouver showed up.
Special special atmosphere tonight. Vancouver showed up.
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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
Between Dortmund getting a suspect PK, to the NWSL Final, and now LAFC coming from behind to tie it up against a 10 man Vancouver side, it’s nice to see my fellow referee conspiracists out in full force tonight.
two south park characters are looking at a computer screen and one of them is saying it 's not a conspiracy it 's real
ALT: two south park characters are looking at a computer screen and one of them is saying it 's not a conspiracy it 's real
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November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Between Dortmund getting a suspect PK, to the NWSL Final, and now LAFC coming from behind to tie it up against a 10 man Vancouver side, it’s nice to see my fellow referee conspiracists out in full force tonight.
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I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
Does he love you?
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Does he love you?
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
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Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
Me every time this announcer says JP Pickles.
a man with a mustache wears a shirt that says giggles
ALT: a man with a mustache wears a shirt that says giggles
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November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me every time this announcer says JP Pickles.
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I really love Texas A&M Home Games so much,
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I really love Texas A&M Home Games so much,
Nice snag by Melendez on that pick 6. Looked like a centerfielder robbing a homerun. Sign him up, Butch.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nice snag by Melendez on that pick 6. Looked like a centerfielder robbing a homerun. Sign him up, Butch.