Turkey Dave
@wardamnfritzle.bsky.social
21st Century Dad, Child of the 80s, Auburn Man - I speak fluent gif. #WDE #VfB #ATLUTD #Saints
Does he love you?
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Does he love you?
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
Will he hold your tiny face in his hands?
I guess it's spring; I didn't know
It's always seventy-five with no melting snow
A married man, he visits me
I receive his letters in the mail twice a week
And I think he loves me
And when he leaves her
He's coming out to California
Just occurred to me that I should’ve checked to see what bama translates to in Norwegian before posting this. 🫢
I meant the crimson tide. Faen ta ‘the tide’.
I bear no ill will towards babies.
I meant the crimson tide. Faen ta ‘the tide’.
I bear no ill will towards babies.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just occurred to me that I should’ve checked to see what bama translates to in Norwegian before posting this. 🫢
I meant the crimson tide. Faen ta ‘the tide’.
I bear no ill will towards babies.
I meant the crimson tide. Faen ta ‘the tide’.
I bear no ill will towards babies.
Cooking up a pot of chili and listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. Good way to get over a VfB loss and prep myself for whatever fresh hell the Auburn game will bring tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Cooking up a pot of chili and listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. Good way to get over a VfB loss and prep myself for whatever fresh hell the Auburn game will bring tonight.
Stuttgart 4 : Mainz 1
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Stuttgart 4 : Mainz 1
Perhaps the most useful Norwegian Duolingo had taught me so far, @dumbferrycommuter.bsky.social.
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Perhaps the most useful Norwegian Duolingo had taught me so far, @dumbferrycommuter.bsky.social.
It’s a Duolingo birthday surprise! How did they know?!
September 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s a Duolingo birthday surprise! How did they know?!
Pretty sure Cade Klubnik played the deputy on In the Heat of the Night back in the 80s.
August 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pretty sure Cade Klubnik played the deputy on In the Heat of the Night back in the 80s.
It was a good weekend.
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It was a good weekend.
How it’s going on the Discord.
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How it’s going on the Discord.
Half time in Berlin. Stuttgart’s three strikers:
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Half time in Berlin. Stuttgart’s three strikers:
@dumbferrycommuter.bsky.social Now I’m learning what not to say if I’m ever stopped by the cops in Norway.
August 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@dumbferrycommuter.bsky.social Now I’m learning what not to say if I’m ever stopped by the cops in Norway.
He’s wearing an Atlanta United jersey. He can’t feel *that* good.
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
He’s wearing an Atlanta United jersey. He can’t feel *that* good.
Ummmmm, should I be concerned?
July 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ummmmm, should I be concerned?
Come with me
And you’ll be
In a wooooooorld of
And you’ll be
In a wooooooorld of
July 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Come with me
And you’ll be
In a wooooooorld of
And you’ll be
In a wooooooorld of
Avery Young, man. Avery Young forever.
June 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Avery Young, man. Avery Young forever.
Should I trust this translation?
June 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Should I trust this translation?
@norferrycommuter.bsky.social Finally learning the useful stuff.
May 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@norferrycommuter.bsky.social Finally learning the useful stuff.
Photoshop me in, please.
May 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Photoshop me in, please.
Well this took a dark turn.
May 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well this took a dark turn.
Just wondering, @norferrycommuter.bsky.social, do you ever wake up and ask yourself
May 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just wondering, @norferrycommuter.bsky.social, do you ever wake up and ask yourself
Man, Coke has gotten so woke.
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Man, Coke has gotten so woke.
