a moron in a hurry
@w0hq.org
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
Reports are that they were feeling a lot of... what's a good word for "a ton of anger"?
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
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November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reports are that they were feeling a lot of... what's a good word for "a ton of anger"?
Tom Hanks branded porn collection called Hanks' Spank Banks
Tom Hanks branded weiners called Hanks’ Franks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tom Hanks branded porn collection called Hanks' Spank Banks
Stop, stop, he’s already dead, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Stop, stop, he’s already dead, Charlie Brown
Reposted by a moron in a hurry
A movie that takes place where you’re from (close enough)
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (close enough)
This is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and try to keep up, ok?
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and try to keep up, ok?
With a load of iron ore, 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
With a load of iron ore, 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ nicht gesagt
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ nicht gesagt
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ nicht gesagt
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab’ nicht gesagt
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eddie murphy: [climaxes while listening to a horse with no name]
neil diamond: he’s coming to america
neil diamond: he’s coming to america
June 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
eddie murphy: [climaxes while listening to a horse with no name]
neil diamond: he’s coming to america
neil diamond: he’s coming to america
Clap your hands everybody
If you got what it takes
Cuz I’m Pope Leo and I want you to know that
These are the breaks
If you got what it takes
Cuz I’m Pope Leo and I want you to know that
These are the breaks
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found, ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found, ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Clap your hands everybody
If you got what it takes
Cuz I’m Pope Leo and I want you to know that
These are the breaks
If you got what it takes
Cuz I’m Pope Leo and I want you to know that
These are the breaks
She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and
I’m on the bleachers
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and
I’m on the bleachers
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and
I’m on the bleachers
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and
I’m on the bleachers
Well I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Lookin' any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
As if it happened only yesterday
Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Lookin' any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Well I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Lookin' any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
As if it happened only yesterday
Parkin' by the lake and there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Lookin' any better than you did
And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night
I don’t think that fire suit is going to be all that useful
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don’t think that fire suit is going to be all that useful
@footballzebras.com rules question. A player is (legally) hit hard enough to knock the helmet off and cause a fumble. The fumbled ball bounces into the empty helmet. What happens?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
@footballzebras.com rules question. A player is (legally) hit hard enough to knock the helmet off and cause a fumble. The fumbled ball bounces into the empty helmet. What happens?
Graduated from college in 2009, took the first opportunity that presented itself (10 months later)
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Graduated from college in 2009, took the first opportunity that presented itself (10 months later)
After being on here for 20 minutes this morning, Steve’s post seems like an artifact of a more innocent era
If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
After being on here for 20 minutes this morning, Steve’s post seems like an artifact of a more innocent era
Making a burrito large enough that collapses under its own gravity, overcoming even electron degeneracy pressure, to become a small neutron star and release a 5-gigakelvin blast wave, destroying life on earth and capitalism with it
I will make a burrito large enough to end capitalism, this is my promise and vow
the larger your intractable problem, the bigger the burrito you're making to is allowed to be
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Making a burrito large enough that collapses under its own gravity, overcoming even electron degeneracy pressure, to become a small neutron star and release a 5-gigakelvin blast wave, destroying life on earth and capitalism with it
they're forcing kids to decode the lock to get into the bottling room to rendezvous with 006, because of Doak
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
they're forcing kids to decode the lock to get into the bottling room to rendezvous with 006, because of Doak
Lmao
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
New Pornographers
Fleetwood Mac
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
New Pornographers
Fleetwood Mac
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Green Day
Springsteen
Springsteen
Third Eye Blind
Rolling Stones
Green Day
Springsteen
Springsteen
Third Eye Blind
Rolling Stones
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Minus the Bear
Burning Airlines
Coalesce
Russian Circles
Foxing
Minus the Bear
Burning Airlines
Coalesce
Russian Circles
Foxing
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lmao
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
New Pornographers
Fleetwood Mac
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay
New Pornographers
Fleetwood Mac