V. Longshot (Vy Lenza)
@vylenza.bsky.social
🔞Writer. Director. Photographer. Performer. Documentarian. Erotic Film Historian. Lifter of heavy objects, Luddite. Connoisseur of fine sleaze. retro. physical media. wrestling. horror. Chaotic Naughty. The Dark Prince of Filth. Living Legend.
I used to be in a WoW guild with my Australian counterpart and… I’m the Wario in this relationship.
there's an evil twisted version of you that lives in Australia
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I used to be in a WoW guild with my Australian counterpart and… I’m the Wario in this relationship.
A season for the heathens.
Saltatio Mortis - Santa is a Viking (Official Video)
YouTube video by Saltatio Mortis
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December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A season for the heathens.
But the true symbol of America… The Golden Arches.. stands tall, strong, and proud! *Salutes*
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
But the true symbol of America… The Golden Arches.. stands tall, strong, and proud! *Salutes*
I’m just saying… I think it would be a huge win if @blizzard.com got Wind Rose to perform at Blizzcon.
(Saltatio Mortis would be a fun pick too. Or Visions of Atlantis)
#blizzcon
(Saltatio Mortis would be a fun pick too. Or Visions of Atlantis)
#blizzcon
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m just saying… I think it would be a huge win if @blizzard.com got Wind Rose to perform at Blizzcon.
(Saltatio Mortis would be a fun pick too. Or Visions of Atlantis)
#blizzcon
(Saltatio Mortis would be a fun pick too. Or Visions of Atlantis)
#blizzcon
Love my Nano 4x’s so I’m getting a pair of these for non leg days.
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Love my Nano 4x’s so I’m getting a pair of these for non leg days.
I cannot express how excited I am that Criterion is releasing this. The imprint version has become hard to find and this desperately needed a US Blu-ray.
***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Coming on March 17th on Blu-ray in the US from @criterion.bsky.social: #Testament (1983)!
Taking a hauntingly intimate approach to an often sensationalized subject, the singular Testament depicts one family’s daily life in the wake of nuclear devastation.
Coming on March 17th on Blu-ray in the US from @criterion.bsky.social: #Testament (1983)!
Taking a hauntingly intimate approach to an often sensationalized subject, the singular Testament depicts one family’s daily life in the wake of nuclear devastation.
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I cannot express how excited I am that Criterion is releasing this. The imprint version has become hard to find and this desperately needed a US Blu-ray.
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Holy shit yall. IAMX and Lord of the Lost team up…
What Have We Become?
YouTube video by Lord of the Lost - Topic
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December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Holy shit yall. IAMX and Lord of the Lost team up…
When people ask me why I hate gps… and yeah… this is a big reason. It’s turning us into morons. The self driving part will just make something bad, worse.
Turn off your navigation and learn your city.
Turn off your navigation and learn your city.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
When people ask me why I hate gps… and yeah… this is a big reason. It’s turning us into morons. The self driving part will just make something bad, worse.
Turn off your navigation and learn your city.
Turn off your navigation and learn your city.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
RIP Rob Reiner.
Shits fucked yall.
Shits fucked yall.
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
RIP Rob Reiner.
Shits fucked yall.
Shits fucked yall.
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Jane Birkin - BOTD in 1946
Photo by Tony Frank
Photo by Tony Frank
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jane Birkin - BOTD in 1946
Photo by Tony Frank
Photo by Tony Frank
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Holy shit yall. IAMX and Lord of the Lost team up…
What Have We Become?
YouTube video by Lord of the Lost - Topic
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Holy shit yall. IAMX and Lord of the Lost team up…
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December 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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R.I.P. Joseph Mawra - The Man Who Created Olga
TheRialtoReport.com
Joseph Mawra, director of the legendary ‘Olga’ film series, died in 2025.
The Rialto Report interviewed him about his legendary films... White Slaves of Chinatown, Olga's House of Shame, and Olga's Girls.
TheRialtoReport.com
Joseph Mawra, director of the legendary ‘Olga’ film series, died in 2025.
The Rialto Report interviewed him about his legendary films... White Slaves of Chinatown, Olga's House of Shame, and Olga's Girls.
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
R.I.P. Joseph Mawra - The Man Who Created Olga
TheRialtoReport.com
Joseph Mawra, director of the legendary ‘Olga’ film series, died in 2025.
The Rialto Report interviewed him about his legendary films... White Slaves of Chinatown, Olga's House of Shame, and Olga's Girls.
TheRialtoReport.com
Joseph Mawra, director of the legendary ‘Olga’ film series, died in 2025.
The Rialto Report interviewed him about his legendary films... White Slaves of Chinatown, Olga's House of Shame, and Olga's Girls.
I have a mighty need.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have a mighty need.
First workout at our new gym is now on the books. Started with a leg day and goddamn does this place have the juice.
Much better vibes and much better equipment. I had heard about the brutality of pendulum squats… but holy shit.
Much better vibes and much better equipment. I had heard about the brutality of pendulum squats… but holy shit.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
First workout at our new gym is now on the books. Started with a leg day and goddamn does this place have the juice.
Much better vibes and much better equipment. I had heard about the brutality of pendulum squats… but holy shit.
Much better vibes and much better equipment. I had heard about the brutality of pendulum squats… but holy shit.
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Our good buddy 42nd Street Pete has hit some hard times, and the folks over at Alternative Cinema have put this All Things Pete page together to give you multiple options throw some support his way. And remember, Pete is a freakin national treasure, so let that be your guide.
www.42ndstreetpete.com
www.42ndstreetpete.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Our good buddy 42nd Street Pete has hit some hard times, and the folks over at Alternative Cinema have put this All Things Pete page together to give you multiple options throw some support his way. And remember, Pete is a freakin national treasure, so let that be your guide.
www.42ndstreetpete.com
www.42ndstreetpete.com
Ah shit.
I accidentally started writing heathen music again.
I accidentally started writing heathen music again.
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ah shit.
I accidentally started writing heathen music again.
I accidentally started writing heathen music again.
Went to one of our usual breakfast places this morning and it was the worst experience I’ve had there.
But then it hit absurdity.
It took almost 20 minutes to take our order. Then my wife’s BLT came out around the time I was done with my breakfast burrito. Which is like… how long does a BLT take
But then it hit absurdity.
It took almost 20 minutes to take our order. Then my wife’s BLT came out around the time I was done with my breakfast burrito. Which is like… how long does a BLT take
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Went to one of our usual breakfast places this morning and it was the worst experience I’ve had there.
But then it hit absurdity.
It took almost 20 minutes to take our order. Then my wife’s BLT came out around the time I was done with my breakfast burrito. Which is like… how long does a BLT take
But then it hit absurdity.
It took almost 20 minutes to take our order. Then my wife’s BLT came out around the time I was done with my breakfast burrito. Which is like… how long does a BLT take
I envy my wife’s ability to fall asleep anywhere at any time, as opposed to my inability to fall asleep anywhere or anytime.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I envy my wife’s ability to fall asleep anywhere at any time, as opposed to my inability to fall asleep anywhere or anytime.
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Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
I set unrealistic goals so I work harder to achieve it and if I don’t hit the goal I still made it further than I thought I could.
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I set unrealistic goals so I work harder to achieve it and if I don’t hit the goal I still made it further than I thought I could.
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A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.