dark past'd vampyre
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Dorian | he/him | 29
"No one could love a dark-past’d vampire like me."
Lady Macbeth's Husband's Boyfriend.
"No one could love a dark-past’d vampire like me."
Lady Macbeth's Husband's Boyfriend.
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Thinking of buying a garbage can. but not one of those overflowing garbage cans with the flies and wasps buzzing around in the summer heat..a real nice one, in the shade somewhere, with not too much garbage
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Thinking of buying a garbage can. but not one of those overflowing garbage cans with the flies and wasps buzzing around in the summer heat..a real nice one, in the shade somewhere, with not too much garbage
Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.
February 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.
I’m up to something
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’m up to something
I’m going to play video games mark my words
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I’m going to play video games mark my words
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i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
Teen Macbeth made me laugh very hard but now I’m considering a Teen King Lear (makes no sense at all, therefore makes me laugh)
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Teen Macbeth made me laugh very hard but now I’m considering a Teen King Lear (makes no sense at all, therefore makes me laugh)
“Lost” Carcosa? I dunno I think I could find it.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
“Lost” Carcosa? I dunno I think I could find it.
Bro I’m in dim Carcosa I can’t see shit here. Can we get some streetlights or something?
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bro I’m in dim Carcosa I can’t see shit here. Can we get some streetlights or something?
I’m going to be saying that for a while. Come at me bro, I’m in Carcosa.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I’m going to be saying that for a while. Come at me bro, I’m in Carcosa.
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Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.
Good news! This did not happen!
Bad news! It was so overwhelming I had to sit in a quiet room for an hour to get my heart rate down.
Bad news! It was so overwhelming I had to sit in a quiet room for an hour to get my heart rate down.
A “Dorian starts crying at work” watch is in effect, as he has to go watch a motivational speaker at work (makes him extra depressed)
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Good news! This did not happen!
Bad news! It was so overwhelming I had to sit in a quiet room for an hour to get my heart rate down.
Bad news! It was so overwhelming I had to sit in a quiet room for an hour to get my heart rate down.
A “Dorian starts crying at work” watch is in effect, as he has to go watch a motivational speaker at work (makes him extra depressed)
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
A “Dorian starts crying at work” watch is in effect, as he has to go watch a motivational speaker at work (makes him extra depressed)
After I managed to track down a copy of one small press out of print book I have become aware of another one that I need very badly that seems much harder to get a hold of.
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
After I managed to track down a copy of one small press out of print book I have become aware of another one that I need very badly that seems much harder to get a hold of.
A problem I’ve been having recently is that sometimes books go out of print and I don’t think they should do that, when I want to read them.
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
A problem I’ve been having recently is that sometimes books go out of print and I don’t think they should do that, when I want to read them.
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ROSS: Please ’t your Highness to grace us with your royal company?
TEEN MACBETH: The table’s full.
LENNOX: Here is a place reserved, sir.
TEEN MACBETH: Where?
TEEN MACBETH: The table’s full.
LENNOX: Here is a place reserved, sir.
TEEN MACBETH: Where?
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
ROSS: Please ’t your Highness to grace us with your royal company?
TEEN MACBETH: The table’s full.
LENNOX: Here is a place reserved, sir.
TEEN MACBETH: Where?
TEEN MACBETH: The table’s full.
LENNOX: Here is a place reserved, sir.
TEEN MACBETH: Where?
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February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They call him the joker because he’s a wild card
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
They call him the joker because he’s a wild card
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"The soul-devouring beast escapes the executioner's blade"
Illustration for May Thy Hand Not Slip.
Illustration for May Thy Hand Not Slip.
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"The soul-devouring beast escapes the executioner's blade"
Illustration for May Thy Hand Not Slip.
Illustration for May Thy Hand Not Slip.
I should probably sleep because I started thinking sentences like “I wish I had blood” like great news, you do have blood, me.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I should probably sleep because I started thinking sentences like “I wish I had blood” like great news, you do have blood, me.
I’m staying up really late tonight for like no reason
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I’m staying up really late tonight for like no reason
Contacting my people. Peopling my contacts.
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Contacting my people. Peopling my contacts.
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Strahd drawing for a patron 🧛
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Strahd drawing for a patron 🧛
My sister bought the old Star Trek adventure game and refuses to look at the manual and any guides so she just trial and errored the whole control scheme and then, after figuring out how to go to a different system, immediately accidentally entered the Romulan Neutral Zone.
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My sister bought the old Star Trek adventure game and refuses to look at the manual and any guides so she just trial and errored the whole control scheme and then, after figuring out how to go to a different system, immediately accidentally entered the Romulan Neutral Zone.