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✨ Viv ✨
@viv-yells.bsky.social
Security "professional" || Shitposting, once more with feeling || Disaster nerd, neurotic mess, fake grown-ass lady || 🚗 🏍️ 🐈‍⬛ 🐕 📚 || she/her
Stinky thinky humans, hell yeah :)
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I dyed my hair on Sunday night and so far only one person has said anything, which leads me to believe that either I have big purple hair energy and so everyone just forgot I haven't always looked like this, or it looks very bad. I'm choosing to believe it's the former.
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Read the fucking room, Calibre, for fucks sake 😠
the fucking Calibre e-book manager has gone AI slop

calibre-ebook.com/whats-new
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If you see someone stealing groceries, diapers, etc... no you didn't.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I started reading a new book and now I’m physically incapable of engaging healthily with the concept of bedtime: the Viv story
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Placing a moratorium on cutesy jokes about “I support women’s rights but also women’s wrongs!” until further notice
There's a lot of talk about how men create societal problems b/c they can't keep it in their pants but Olivia Nuzzi has created a generational health disaster because she thought leatherface was fuckable
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I am literally physically angry just from reading this. Fuck ICE. Abolishment is the only answer, and these people must never be accepted back into civil society. These people are monsters.
a 22 year old, 15 days after a c-section, with a baby in the NICU.
with a pending asylum petition & crime victim visa. kidnapped by the US secret police on her way to see her baby in the NICU.
held for more than a day without medical care, sanitary resources, pumping equipment, or a fucking bed.
THEY DID THIS TO A MOTHER AND HER CHILD
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.

It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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2025 Year In Review: Not feeling so great about the rule of law. Zero stars.
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I thrifted myself a pair of Louboutin heels, a purchase I would never make new (do you know how many track days I could buy instead?), but I’ve been walking around my apartment in them feeling the most hot shit high femme menace ever, and I now fully grasp why people buy them. Goddamn.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The Aerostich is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
All I want for Christmas is for shit to stop getting popped 😠
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The postal service is not a business, measuring it by revenue is the wrong frame for understanding its worth.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.

It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.

USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Skill issue. I am sitting in two blankets with a glass of wine, my living room lights all out, just enjoying the twinkling of the lights on my tree and strung around the room. It's beautiful and magical and I love doing this for myself.

ALSO the person that posted this is right. Pay it forward!
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Okay, so I knew that the gym bro protein overload obsession was silly, but now I have more reason to side-eye them www.ucdavis.edu/climate/news...
Balancing Protein in Your Diet Could Improve Water Quality
Balancing how much protein you eat with the amount your body needs could reduce nitrogen releases to aquatic systems in the U.S., study says.
www.ucdavis.edu
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Justice for Jonathan Harker! He found it VERY SPICY but also HE LOVED IT and went back for more. He was impressed by it but he was not DAUNTED! 😤
I am reading DRACULA, I have never read it before

It starts with an English man complaining that a paprika-based dish, a national dish of EASTERN EUROPE, was TOO SPICY

This is going to be hilarious, isn't it
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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If you align with this administration in any willing capacity, this gutter racism imputes to you in full.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We are all just SO TIRED on the heels of the NPM Shai Hulud sequel. If things could just like..... stop..... for a couple days..... 😅
You know what? I'm not getting into a fight about how big a deal the React vuln is. The footprint is bigger than you think because the correlation is difficult to ascertain, but Next.js alone is a monster.

And this is in an ecosystem that is not particularly used to this kind of vulnerability.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
An attribute of naked motorcycles that I think isn't talked about enough is that due to none fairings, you can easily stuff your hands into the crannies of the engine at a red light and warm up those frozen fingers. Cozy!
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The administration is extorting universities for billions of dollars and attempting to destroy free speech, academic freedom, and independent thought but the Atlantic talked to a few professors at elite universities who think the problem is that some students need a little extra time on exams
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM