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Karl Farbman
@violentbananas.bsky.social
Reasonably, unreasonable. Formerly: vodkabooty
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1/9/2019 - 1/23/2025 Chonk

it is with deep sadness that we had to make the horrible decision to put Chonk down today. he had been struggling more & more with consistent heart failures... thankful we got to give him such a happy short life. it's not fair at all... I loved him more than I can say.
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All these guys add caveats that they shouldn't.

Just call to defund homeland security.

Call to abolish it if you really want to meet the moment.

Temporary defunding isn't as consequential as people are making it seem.
Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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NEW: Portland Councilor Loretta Smith allegedly fired a staffer for union organizing. An unfair labor practice complaint, filed today, claims Smith showed increasingly hostile behavior to the worker following the union announcement, culminating in his termination last week.
Council Workers’ Union Complaint Alleges Loretta Smith Fired Staffer in Retaliation for Union Organizing
A new union representing Portland City Council aides and operations staff filed an unfair labor practice (ULP) complaint against the city for alleged anti-union conduct from Councilor Loretta Smith’s ...
www.portlandmercury.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
milquetoast shit for brains....
The Congressional Progressive Caucus, which has nearly 100 members, announced its members will oppose any new funding for immigration enforcement until "meaningful" reforms are put in place. www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-fe...
Progressive Caucus To Oppose Any New Funding For Immigration Enforcement
www.huffpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Man what the hell
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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It's so wild how "white" is an epithet the right is now okay with using, as long as they can pair it with "woman"
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
teriyaki chicken and stir fry meal prep
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
bruh they are the Nazis
Where are the Minneapolis police? They should arrest these Nazis.
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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refusing to "Defund the Police" led to this.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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RIP Scott
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"

Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
hahaha! eat shit Scott Adams!
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I never really thought about it before stranger things is another one of those technically Christmas things especially if gremlins is... not that anyone cares but it is still a show that makes me happy. rewatching it again rn bc I hadn't since spring of 2023, it is a great show but nothing could +
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I find the plot of the 1980s classic Footloose fascinating in this day and age in that the pitch was “what if the religious right got ahold of a town and no one was allowed…to DANCE”
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Anti-ICE protesters are having a rolling noise demo and protest in downtown Minneapolis targeting hotels where federal agents are reportedly staying -- starting at the Canopy by Hilton and going to the Renaissance Minneapolis Hotel. Police have just arrived as we are posting this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
people who keep praising the cops right now...
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
it was already too late bc of selfish people like you
We will not sacrifice America for Palestine, sorry.
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders:

-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!

-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua

-actually no

-But TdA is real and active in Portland

-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city
January 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM