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Robyn
@velocirobyn.bsky.social
Cosplay, video games, bracelets, Magic: the Gathering, Montreal hockey, board games, gardening, dinosaurs. 🇨🇦
Probably AuDHD, which is my entire personality.
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Twitter expat.
I make bracelets; I cosplay; I play video games.
Mostly here for news that's not about USA because I don't live there.
Hahahaah Evans banking it off a ref
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We'll be watching it in our house for sure, even if it looks terrible. What if we're pleasantly surprised?
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie

In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cat, who always has to know where everyone is, sat on the stairs accusingly as husband and I were downstairs laughing (she always runs to us when we laugh). She was mad cause she had to get off a chair to see what we were doing down there.

Screw off, cat, we'll be back.
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
WHY DID THE COLUMBUS ARENA PLAY BNL LOLOLOL
EVEN CANADIAN ARENAS AREN'T PLAYING YHEM
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love when we play the Blue Jackets cause I love Sean Monahan
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Living next to a crack house has its disadvantages, like a dinnertime light show
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I love when my old bosses send me jobs to apply to.

Their confidence in my abilities and knowledge is better than my own.

But my confidence issues did not stop me applying to a six-figure job this morning because one of them told me to 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When the art is wearable
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I do not respect separators for thousands that aren't just a space.

It was trained out of me in school as being too easy to misread an individual number.

Yes I have it as a setting in Excel, too.

I went to school for accounting/bookkeeping... you know, a thing that deals with large numbers often.
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
For three weeks the guys wouldn't take our broken recycling bin.
We put it out empty. We put it out half full. We put it inside the other bin. Last week, as the guys were pulling away and left it there again, I stomped the stupid thing to pieces and threw it in the second blue bin.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh my god it's almost 10am. I guess that's my lazing around done for the day.
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This was back in July and still gets me

Social media responses aren't memes. Apparently people think any small screencap with words is a meme. No, it's gotta be words in a picture.

Unless it's Numa Numa, a video format oldmeme
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Vous assistez, quasiment en direct à la formation d'un cratère sur la Lune, avec un impact filmé ce matin !
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It is probably time to reveal that this was just one of three Mountain Dew pies

behold it's brethren, the Mountain Dew Meringue and the Code Red Cherry
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Muse type shit
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The colours in the chart do not match the ones on the map

How hard is this to accomplish
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have an alert on my phone that goes off every 4hrs and it really helps with the passage of time. If it goes off and I am startled that I have been idle in between, I get up and start working on something.

It's probably going off soon, but I'm sweeping the floors and my laundry is on the dryer.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bracelet I made while watching even more videos on incestuous royals. I JUST THINK IT'S FASCINATING WHAT RICH PEOPLE WILL DO IN THE NAME OF PURITY

Anyway here's a 10-colour rainbow. This used an entire skein of black and now I need more.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Pretty stressed about today's Grey Cup. I've got a small stack bet on Montreal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
home alone again while my husband is off doing a sidejob. I was lazy yesterday so I have to do
-dishes (I did half yesterday and then I cooked a four-pan meal -_-)
-laundry
-litter box
-recycling/garbage/clean out fridge
-shower

But I really want to do
-play games
-eat rice
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM