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WEEN IS NOT A JAM BAND
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Melania is asked not to enter the dining room yet, but she smells the prosciutto cooking on the skillet and knows Don’s making her favorite carbonara dish, the one that stole her heart so many years ago. She swoons slightly, closes her eyes, and lets the waves of romantic love crash on her shore. 🌹
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Tongue too big
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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and they're calling it the least psychotic game program of all time
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Banning medical care for trans kids doesn’t stop them from being trans. It just makes their lives into a horrible nightmare.
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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matthew holness as garth merenghi in his dramatically lit office, dramatically reading a sec scene from one of his books
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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post from r/HuffingCommunity Mount Rushmore of Huffing - Had to sneak my favorite in as well! photo of Mount Rushmore with a gas can, Dust-Off, propane tank, and Raid photoshopped onto it
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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New episode of EPM:

“Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality”

Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters.

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Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electio...
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September 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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criss angel's book is on archive.org
September 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Every few weeks I look up the newest Bob Dylan books listed on Amazon. They always look so good!
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Minutemen Double Nickels On The Duke but it’s Jim Garland driving an old car, maybe on Rockford Files or something
January 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Hwo to install ,,SLOT MACHINES'' on tablet rite aid tablet
June 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Chet Holmgren do you want to borrow some of my body fat I will sell it at a reasonable price
June 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Today’s news has me once again thinking about the time Mike Love was driven half mad by someone in the audience eating nachos.
Alex Scordelis @alexscordelis With Mike Love in the headlines, I figured l'd dust off my favorite Mike Love story. Ten years ago, I went with my Dad and my friend Kayvon to see Mike Love & the Beach Boys. We had front row seats. There was no opening act. The Beach Boys played two sets with an intermission. At the break, Kayvon says he wants some nachos. So we go up to the concession stand. Kayvon buys the biggest platter of nachos l've ever seen. Just enormous. As he was paying, the Beach Boys start their second set. I said, "Let's go back to the seats." Kayvon said, "I can't eat these nachos in the front row." I said, "What are you talking about? The Beach Boys don't care if you're eating nachos." So we go back to our seats. Everyone's standing and dancing. The Beach Boys are playing "Fun, Fun, Fun." Kayvon sits down and starts eating his nachos. Immediately, Mike Love zeros in on Kayvon and glares at him while he's singing "Fun, Fun, Fun." As soon as the song is over, Mike Love says, "There's a guy in the front row who is just shoveling nachos in his face. Can I get a spot?" So they put a spotlight on Kayvon. Mike Love says, "How are those nachos, guy? I'm up here trying to sing and this fella's stuffing nachos in his mouth. He's got nacho cheese all over his face. Can I get him a towel to wipe off this nacho cheese?" So the drummer tosses Mike Love one of his unused sweat rags, and Mike Love hands it to Kayvon and says, "Wipe that damn nacho cheese off your face." For the rest of the show, in between songs, Mike Love would look at Kayvon and say something like, "Are you done with those nachos yet?" I guess the lesson of this story is, if you ever go see Mike Love and the Beach Boys, and you're in the front row, don't eat nachos. A lot of people are pointing out that you SHOULD eat nachos in front of Mike Love. So yes, please, if you go see the Beach Boys, sit in front and eat nachos. Some are asking if this story is true. It is. It took place on 8/2/09 at the Mountain Winery in Saratoga, CA. Here's a photo I took of Mike Love scolding Kayvon for eating nachos.
June 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Tim Heidecker gets interviewed by Joe Rogan
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May 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Chunk schumer sir I urge you to please watch Bob Bunman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!
March 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler
March 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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New EPM: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On

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Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On
Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical.
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March 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Greg Luzinski, 1984 #Whitesox

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February 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The two blocky cgi guys from the dire straits money for nothing video
February 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Column from the Rose Bowl: The playoff favorite is now clearly established. Ohio State is the freight train, everyone else is tied to the tracks. The Michigan loss that looked like ruination now resembles salvation, turning everything around. bit.ly/4fI661K
There Is No Stopping a Renewed Ohio State Football Team
The Buckeyes dominated the No. 1 and previously unbeaten Ducks and look poised to roll to a national championship.
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January 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Lololol
December 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM