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Valadeszeld the dapper smoking scythe
@valadeszeld.bsky.social
33 - He/Him - 🔞
Dumb living scythe
Gay/Pan boi
Quiet Furry
Loves smoking pipes, fat bellies, & diapers
#PuffArt ⬅️ art tag
#SpicyPuffArt ⬅️ NSFW art tag
#PuffPampArt ⬅️ Diaper art tag
Taken 💘 PoplarOmO
FA : https://www.furaffinity.net/user/potiondrop
Pinned
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Originally but simple metal, leather, and wood, this scythe spent a few centuries as a dark and edgy weapon of a powerful evil. Reclaimed by heroes from time forgotten the scythe used to be a terrible force in anyone's hands, yet without foes to feed upon it would drain the soul of the user.
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congrats to maga for protecting and putting the entire epstein list into positions of power i guess
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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ADDERALL FOR BRIDGE TOURNAMENTS? BRIDGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS BILLIONS GOOD FOR DIPSHIT. MORE WEALTH THAN MOST COUNTRIES AND YOU PLAY BRIDGE, A GAME YOU PLAY SO BADLY YOU NEED ADDERALL TO PERFORM?
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Art by @crinklewark.bsky.social

You'd think after months of being stuck like this, the former human turned Flygon would be used to their predicament by now, but nothing's further from the truth.

#abdl #furryart
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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you know whos not in the epstein files? furries.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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a Friday night 🍷
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Interfacer date night
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Why is everything so messed up in so many AU's these days?

What about nice AU's?

What if the characters were pleasant and delightful? What if it was just a bit silly?

What if the main character just liked Quest 64 for some reason and that was the only difference?
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Note to self: don't try to hold in a hydro pump.
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Storin' up energy for a big attack. Ya better brace yourself for a rather shocking experience, heh.
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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My personal cold storage is workin' like a charm.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I mentioned loving the concept of macros meeting their idols and being MUCH larger than them...and @squishysnek.bsky.social gave me the perfect idea to demonstrate this
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Hecktor Portrait
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Unleashed Mr Dinosir in the Ballpit
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Oooooohhhh nooooooo!
I'm gonna write my Skirmisher wrong!
I'm gonna disregard lore!
How terrible!
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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I want to make my stance very clear:
I am extremely pro-fiction. Incest isn’t where my stance ends. Drawing/writing content that involves fictional characters does not hurt people. It’s okay to not enjoy it yourself!! But assuming the worst about people who like or create that content isn’t okay.
September 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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October 24, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Have a dapper liz
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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size_difference
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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A little cat told me that y’all like pooltoys
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM