vaibhav sagar
@vaibhavsagar.com
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disco 🪩 / haskell 𝝺 / powerlifting 🏋️ / sci-fi 🚀 / scuba diving 🤿
🇦🇺🇮🇩🇮🇳
on gadigal land
vaibhavsagar.com
instagram.com/vbhvsgr
recurse.social/@vaibhavsagar
twitter.com/vbhvsgr
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My Elm and Haskell libraries for Apache Avro were ported to OCaml… and they’re fucking fast.
Only 6% slower than the fastest Rust version, but easier to use and with a richer API and complete schema migration support.
Only 6% slower than the fastest Rust version, but easier to use and with a richer API and complete schema migration support.
A pure OCaml implementation of Apache Avro with codec-based design, schema evolution support, and container file format. Version 0.1 released on opam.
github.com/tmcgilchrist...
github.com/tmcgilchrist...
GitHub - tmcgilchrist/avro-simple: Pure OCaml implementation of Apache Avro
Pure OCaml implementation of Apache Avro. Contribute to tmcgilchrist/avro-simple development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My Elm and Haskell libraries for Apache Avro were ported to OCaml… and they’re fucking fast.
Only 6% slower than the fastest Rust version, but easier to use and with a richer API and complete schema migration support.
Only 6% slower than the fastest Rust version, but easier to use and with a richer API and complete schema migration support.
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Just out: Functional Data Structures, edited by Tobias Nipkow
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just out: Functional Data Structures, edited by Tobias Nipkow
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
after much contemplation, i have decided that 🫡 is my favourite emoji. the range!
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
after much contemplation, i have decided that 🫡 is my favourite emoji. the range!
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Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
him saying this is pretty comforting considering his track record with predictions
Elon Musk says that in 10 to 20 years, work will be optional and money will be irrelevant thanks to AI and robotics
“It’ll be like playing sports or a video game or something like that,” the Tesla CEO said.
finance.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
him saying this is pretty comforting considering his track record with predictions
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The existence of Jared Verse implies the existence of Jared Second Verse, Jared Bridge, and Jared Third Verse
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The existence of Jared Verse implies the existence of Jared Second Verse, Jared Bridge, and Jared Third Verse
I did a powerlifting comp on Saturday! Links to attempts below.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I did a powerlifting comp on Saturday! Links to attempts below.
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Trying something new with this: an installation of works from the book. It meant coming back from book travel, straight into fifteen-hour days of printing.
New Yorkers: I'm back soon to talk Forty-Four Esolangs at LES indie bookstore P&T Knitwear.
It will include installations for two of the languages!
Tue, Dec 2nd, doors 6pm: ptknitwear.com/item/Jt0yuxc...
It will include installations for two of the languages!
Tue, Dec 2nd, doors 6pm: ptknitwear.com/item/Jt0yuxc...
Forty-Four Esolangs by Daniel Temkin | P&T Knitwear
A riveting collection of one artist’s many approaches to esolangs—esoteric programming languages—showcasing the form’s limitless artistic potential.
ptknitwear.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trying something new with this: an installation of works from the book. It meant coming back from book travel, straight into fifteen-hour days of printing.
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
the openai o1 model implies the existence of h1b, h1b1, l1, tn1, e3, eb1, etc. models
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the openai o1 model implies the existence of h1b, h1b1, l1, tn1, e3, eb1, etc. models
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[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Incredible!
vaibhavsagar.com/blog/2024/07...
I read your article and immediately created a JupyterLite kernel for Haskell. I used MicroHs instead of GHC, though. I lack the skill to get a C API from Haskell, but it seems possible to port it using a similar method.
@vaibhavsagar.com
I read your article and immediately created a JupyterLite kernel for Haskell. I used MicroHs instead of GHC, though. I lack the skill to get a C API from Haskell, but it seems possible to port it using a similar method.
@vaibhavsagar.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Incredible!
i think people should be embarrassed of working for weapons manufacturers
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i think people should be embarrassed of working for weapons manufacturers
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
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The saga of the beautiful husky who needed a home, & the BlueSky folk who stepped forward to make an old-fashioned internet miracle...has had a lot of developments I've been too busy handling to update you all on.
She's ON HER WAY!
The whole story, for all to read: www.patreon.com/posts/142111...
She's ON HER WAY!
The whole story, for all to read: www.patreon.com/posts/142111...
The Pawshank Redemption: A Dog And Her People | Catherynne M. Valente
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www.patreon.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The saga of the beautiful husky who needed a home, & the BlueSky folk who stepped forward to make an old-fashioned internet miracle...has had a lot of developments I've been too busy handling to update you all on.
She's ON HER WAY!
The whole story, for all to read: www.patreon.com/posts/142111...
She's ON HER WAY!
The whole story, for all to read: www.patreon.com/posts/142111...
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call me a prompt critical developer* because of my nuclear takes in code review
*don't call me an engineer because it's a protected title in canada and I'll get sued
*don't call me an engineer because it's a protected title in canada and I'll get sued
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
call me a prompt critical developer* because of my nuclear takes in code review
*don't call me an engineer because it's a protected title in canada and I'll get sued
*don't call me an engineer because it's a protected title in canada and I'll get sued
*uses the openai api once*
am i... a prompt engineer now??
am i... a prompt engineer now??
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
*uses the openai api once*
am i... a prompt engineer now??
am i... a prompt engineer now??
call me a prompt engineer because i'm always on time
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
call me a prompt engineer because i'm always on time
making friends at the powerlifting gym with my kopiko stash
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
making friends at the powerlifting gym with my kopiko stash
the dappled sunlight appreciator has logged on
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
the dappled sunlight appreciator has logged on
need to figure out how to become a millionaire so i can afford freeze-dried mango at the supermarket
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
need to figure out how to become a millionaire so i can afford freeze-dried mango at the supermarket