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Dallas Swoager
@untenablewhale.bsky.social
Compulsive web comic creator. You may know me from... actually no, you probably don't.

https://ko-fi.com/untenablewhale

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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Unintentionally ended up watching two bank robbery movies today and those two bank robbers could not have been more different.

Robert Pattinson in Good Time, followed by Robert Redford in The Old Man & The Gun.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I hate having emotions about reality; I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A coworker posted something about Thanksgiving coming up next week to the Teams chat, and felt the need to include that he ran it through AI prior to posting. One piece of feedback he got was that the story was inoffensive, which is a blindspot because I find the use of AI REALLY FUCKING OFFENSIVE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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If you don't like seeing the world's worst people never brought to justice while amassing unbelievable wealth, I urge you to stop reading the news.
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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C U @ PAX U
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My daughter has an ear for music and I will never not be baffled by where she got it from.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Per the Mrs. These made her laugh. 💚
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The Daily Rothno is the cabin baggage cupboards on a Ryanair flight
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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“I Feel Better Now There’s Nothing Wrong” ☠️ 💐 A new original painting up on jameshance.com today ☺️ Prints soon!

✨🎨(Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel)
August 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I've been making a concerted effort to catch up on some movies I've really been meaning to watch, and it is bonkers how many good movies I've seen recently.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Was listening to old movie reviews over the weekend and was struck with the idea that the response to the Oppenheimer movie has apparently been, "and you too can become death, destroyer of worlds."
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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street poetry
#photography
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Was listening to old movie reviews over the weekend and was struck with the idea that the response to the Oppenheimer movie has apparently been, "and you too can become death, destroyer of worlds."
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (to kids at bed time)

Automatic Noodle (audiobook)

The Master and Margarita (physical book)
Question 12:
What book(s) are you reading right now?

Are you actually reading it or is it sitting there being mentally catalogued as in progress but you keep not getting around to it?
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Walking around on ground that is normally well underwater is pretty cool.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The things you stumble upon when scrolling through old pictures on your phone...
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Many of us, when we look around our kitchen table, see children that our president would gladly rape.

See, kitchen table issue.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The cybertruck has changed the fabric of reality. I just walked out of a rest stop bathroom, laughing uncontrollably at a stainless steel trash can.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM