Michael A
unpetaled.bsky.social
Michael A
@unpetaled.bsky.social
Day 3 of Mystery Illness. Send tea with extra cardamom please. And wonton soup.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
this but specifically @grannyrocko.bsky.social 's lemon bars. I'd die for one of those rbn
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
why are there annoying ass white people on the internet acting like the Minneapolis PD is gonna do anything about this? do you...do you not know....have you not been paying attention to anything over the last forever????
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I think it might be time to go dark on social media for a while
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I still can't get over Charlii XCX doing the music for Wuthering Heights. I cannot even. I just cannot. We are being robbed of the Florence Welch Kate Bush cover that we deserve!
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
December 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Not even Toni Collette can save this Wayward show, I fear. What a flop.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
someone give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy a ticket to see Nine Inch Nails in Grand Rapids
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Reading best of 2025 music lists is an exercise in hype aversion
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Midsommar / Midwintar
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The concept of cutting someone off on a road implies a sort of road ownership to me that doesn't really make any sense
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
every single snowflake that falls from the sky is nature's way of telling me that she wants me to die
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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"For your charcuterie board party, plan on about one ounce of cheese per person" my GUY have you ever MET CHEESE BEFORE, I would NEVER limit my friends to ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF CHEESE.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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“a space in which to be” thanks yes that is all spaces
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm not from Virginia but my partner is and this is a huge deal
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/47Ljn7Z
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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They aren't afraid of Mamdani, they are worried about what he would unleash among VOTERS. That those voters would say: "actually, we're not buying this centrist bullshit you've been shoveling for decades, we want something else." That's what's being litigated in these Dem elites are worried essays.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What makes one group of people more deserving of an ethnostate than another? Can an ethnostate ever be good?
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every problem we are having in America right now can be directly traced back to the Reformation #changemymind
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM