Keys
@unl0cked.bsky.social
Former gamedev/artist @ EA | globetrotting rogue | lady-killer (metaphorically) and man-killer (for real) | I have a pet moose. I love to lie and steal.
"are you sure you want to close OneDrive" buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"are you sure you want to close OneDrive" buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life
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Space Marine meet Velma Dinkley Pez Dispenser.
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Space Marine meet Velma Dinkley Pez Dispenser.
Women only want one thing and it's fucking spaghetti
May 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Women only want one thing and it's fucking spaghetti
Stealing is the sincerest form of theft
February 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Stealing is the sincerest form of theft
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this literally happened to me once
February 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
this literally happened to me once
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
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🆕 On Twitter, @elonmusk has started following @gayfacefarting2
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January 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
🆕 On Twitter, @elonmusk has started following @gayfacefarting2
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+ x.com/elonmusk
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You know this guy grew up to absolutely own the local prog rock scene
January 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know this guy grew up to absolutely own the local prog rock scene
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someone RTing you as their first post ever is kinda like getting head from them
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
someone RTing you as their first post ever is kinda like getting head from them
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RIP ashli babbitt you would have loved spelling ur name normal
January 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
RIP ashli babbitt you would have loved spelling ur name normal
Found my Zune
Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?
January 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Found my Zune
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i look down on all of you
January 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i look down on all of you
Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything
January 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything
Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?
January 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?
Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew
January 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew
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why the fuck would you leave twitter by deleting your account? go out with a bang, get banned.
December 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
why the fuck would you leave twitter by deleting your account? go out with a bang, get banned.
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you're free to not use the weapons of our oppressors, but i wanna win so i will use their weapons and worse actually
January 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
you're free to not use the weapons of our oppressors, but i wanna win so i will use their weapons and worse actually
Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my heart.
I aim with my heart.
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my heart.
I aim with my heart.