Machine Learning Kelly
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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Will Richard is GOOD. He plays winning basketball.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Will Richard is GOOD. He plays winning basketball.
Breads are inherently better than pies. Corn Bread, Banana Bread et al. clearly outclass their various pie cousins.
No one actually thinks there are any types of pie that are bad. Now you'll try to prove me wrong by looking up some intentionally bad pie. We're not doing that. You know what I mean. Everyone really thinks all normal pie types are good
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Breads are inherently better than pies. Corn Bread, Banana Bread et al. clearly outclass their various pie cousins.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Charlie Brown". You're Charlie Brown. I'm the Chuck. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Chuckness, or uh, Chucker, or El Chuckerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Charlie Brown". You're Charlie Brown. I'm the Chuck. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Chuckness, or uh, Chucker, or El Chuckerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
DO NOT SEEK THE GREAT PUMPKIN!!!
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
DO NOT SEEK THE GREAT PUMPKIN!!!
Eagles decision to hire Billy Napier at halftime appears to have backfired.
the Eagles offense has never played a normal game
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles decision to hire Billy Napier at halftime appears to have backfired.
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Let’s talk about “Move fast and break things.” First of all, Facebook itself changed its motto to “Move fast with stable infrastructure” in 2014. So much for breaking things, at least if you’re a soulless corporate behemoth.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Let’s talk about “Move fast and break things.” First of all, Facebook itself changed its motto to “Move fast with stable infrastructure” in 2014. So much for breaking things, at least if you’re a soulless corporate behemoth.
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Houston Texans genuinely gotta be the worst team name in the history of names. Just the laziest shit ever.
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Houston Texans genuinely gotta be the worst team name in the history of names. Just the laziest shit ever.
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
“And in today’s baseball game it’s the Toronto blue jays versus the New York New Yorkers”
The sad reality is that Scott Stricklin was extended until 2030, so he'll get to hire a fourth coach after whatever G5 coach he hires next gets fired. #gators
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The sad reality is that Scott Stricklin was extended until 2030, so he'll get to hire a fourth coach after whatever G5 coach he hires next gets fired. #gators
The best predictor of success isn't winning close games, it's avoiding them.
This time last year, the Chiefs had a point margin of +49 and were 9-1.
Now they're +73 and 5-5.
Football!
Now they're +73 and 5-5.
Football!
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The best predictor of success isn't winning close games, it's avoiding them.
This sounds like the start of a wonderful heist movie.
The American Numismatic Society’s collections of coins will be relocating from Manhattan to the spacious campus of the Toledo Museum of Art. The $20 million plan, to be completed in 2028, would make possible its long-harbored vision of a state-of-the-art money museum.
After 167 Years in New York, a Priceless Coin Collection Heads to Toledo
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This sounds like the start of a wonderful heist movie.
No Lane Kiffin rumors in 24 hours? College football is dying.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No Lane Kiffin rumors in 24 hours? College football is dying.
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Happy anniversary to Malice at the Palace!
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Happy anniversary to Malice at the Palace!
Hope he gets his shot to play!
Kyle Trask has found a new home. The former Florida Gators and Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback is now on the Atlanta Falcons' practice squad.
Former Florida QB Kyle Trask signs with Atlanta Falcons
Kyle Trask has found a new home. The former Florida Gators and Tampa Bay Buccaneers is now on the Atlanta Falcons' practice squad.
gatorswire.usatoday.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hope he gets his shot to play!
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"I'm sorry, I love you"
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"I'm sorry, I love you"
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
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Will Richard with a big 3. Steph Curry with a baby Gator chop celly 🐊😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Will Richard with a big 3. Steph Curry with a baby Gator chop celly 🐊😂
James Bond producer: arm bond died at five know how to deal with that
Also James Bond producer: here is our 19th Felix lighter, you may remember he was eaten by a shark once
Also James Bond producer: here is our 19th Felix lighter, you may remember he was eaten by a shark once
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
James Bond producer: arm bond died at five know how to deal with that
Also James Bond producer: here is our 19th Felix lighter, you may remember he was eaten by a shark once
Also James Bond producer: here is our 19th Felix lighter, you may remember he was eaten by a shark once
Absolutely, this goes without saying. Commercial airliners and deliveries should be the last ones impacted.
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
FAA Bans Most Private Jets At 12 Major Airports—But Some Say It Doesn’t Go Far Enough
Hundreds of American millionaires say the FAA should have grounded private jets before cutting flights for commercial airliners.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Absolutely, this goes without saying. Commercial airliners and deliveries should be the last ones impacted.
Look we can all agree that today, before its available this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Check back in 6 months where everyone you know will be walking around with this thing and will be anxiously waiting the Sock Pro to drop.
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look we can all agree that today, before its available this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Check back in 6 months where everyone you know will be walking around with this thing and will be anxiously waiting the Sock Pro to drop.
The best possible outcome of the Brian Kelly/LSU debacle is that a judge rules that LSU didn't fire him and he didn't quit and he has to continue coaching the team. #sec
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The best possible outcome of the Brian Kelly/LSU debacle is that a judge rules that LSU didn't fire him and he didn't quit and he has to continue coaching the team. #sec
Fast and Furious brought back Han after he had a car wreck and was shot point blank. Justin Lin can resurrect Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Fast and Furious brought back Han after he had a car wreck and was shot point blank. Justin Lin can resurrect Bond.
I got an idea... Darth Bond. He built up an immunity to the poison. The explosion has him on the precipice of death but he's saved by the emperor of the united kingdom who puts him in a suit to survive his wounds
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I got an idea... Darth Bond. He built up an immunity to the poison. The explosion has him on the precipice of death but he's saved by the emperor of the united kingdom who puts him in a suit to survive his wounds