Machine Learning Kelly
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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting
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I'll do it. But they gotta bring stickman back due every halftime show
Gators need to have Howie Roseman lead the search committee for the new coach. #Gators
Better than this guy (because he was the worst)
Our long national nightmare is over. Unfortunately stricklin gets to hire another coach. #Gators 🐊🐊
Florida needs to bring him in with the next staff as a recruiter
Every kid under the age of 13, simultaneously

"SIX SEVEN"
This is why Dez Watson has mvp potential
Stanford has a million sports, in curious how they manage in the rev share era
I think it's time to ask questions about our s&c program
Vintage Billy. Every play is a setup for disappointment
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Twelve men on the field for special teams. Billy Napier experience. #Gators 🐊🐊
I wonder who Scott Stricklin is rooting for today
Third and three and we run a two yard route. The Billy Napier experience. #Gators 🐊
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That guy is not human
Shohei Ohtani tonight put on maybe the best performance in baseball history, and perhaps all of sports.

Three home runs, no outs made, six shutout innings with 10 Ks, to go to the World Series.

Transcendant.
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"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
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Not to bring politics onto the timeline, but I'm begging y'all to please put that candy corn in the trash where it belongs.