Uncle Cranky
@unclecranky.bsky.social
Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
God forbid we take any of the money spent on ICE and put it into rural healthcare
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
God forbid we take any of the money spent on ICE and put it into rural healthcare
If you’re mad people didn’t vote for Harris because Gaza was a hard line for them, get ready cause I think there’s a lot of people who will not vote for anything less than abolishing ICE
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If you’re mad people didn’t vote for Harris because Gaza was a hard line for them, get ready cause I think there’s a lot of people who will not vote for anything less than abolishing ICE
If the left can sabotage your nominee over one issue that’s as repugnant as genocide, why do you never ask why your nominee thinks it’s so important to cling to it?
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
If the left can sabotage your nominee over one issue that’s as repugnant as genocide, why do you never ask why your nominee thinks it’s so important to cling to it?
Live your life in such a way that people don’t gloat if you accidentally shit yourself on tv
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Live your life in such a way that people don’t gloat if you accidentally shit yourself on tv
I dunno, guys… maybe the brown shirts *could * have used more training
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I dunno, guys… maybe the brown shirts *could * have used more training
We should have a society where people like those in the admin do not even get close to power
Remember the hypocrisy of Danielle Smith telling Albertans we can't afford net zero and the power grid would be at risk if forced to adopt EV's. A year later she's building out and pushing data centres which would consume more power than any EV's ever sold and used in Alberta. #abpoli
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We should have a society where people like those in the admin do not even get close to power
0 days without being a national embarrassment
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
0 days without being a national embarrassment
I’d hate to see it
I wouldn't rule out Elon Musk literally shutting down Twitter if it means avoiding the Epstein scandal and his emails showing he wanted to go to the pedophile's island and party with him.
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I’d hate to see it
Woke 2: the re-wokening
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Woke 2: the re-wokening
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
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The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn
“If you could make trump homeless, Gavin would do something about him.”
-Roz
-Roz
February 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“If you could make trump homeless, Gavin would do something about him.”
-Roz
-Roz
Be the change you want to see in the world
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world
Again
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Again
There were many countdown clocks and they were all creepy as shit
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There were many countdown clocks and they were all creepy as shit
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
In Ohio iCE may actually get shot
The Trump admin’s whole case regarding Haitians in Ohio is racism, xenophobia, and lies. There’s literally nothing else to it.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
“about 350,000 Haitians will lose their status on Tuesday — ending their right to live and work in the United States legally and putting them at risk of immediate detention and deportation”
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
In Ohio iCE may actually get shot
So we’re gonna impeach him now, right?
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
So we’re gonna impeach him now, right?
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Today from @mattgoldberg.bsky.social at Decoding Everything: Darren Aronofsky’s AI Slop Is a Betrayal of Everything His Movies Stand For www.decodingeverything.com/darren-arono...
Darren Aronofksy's AI Slop Is a Betrayal of His Movies
For a director whose films leaned into raw humanity and stressed an environmental message, his latest effort is a crushing disappointment.
www.decodingeverything.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Today from @mattgoldberg.bsky.social at Decoding Everything: Darren Aronofsky’s AI Slop Is a Betrayal of Everything His Movies Stand For www.decodingeverything.com/darren-arono...
Maybe we can use some LLMs to highlight so the Epstein gang - let’s find everything they have had a hand in
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Maybe we can use some LLMs to highlight so the Epstein gang - let’s find everything they have had a hand in
Maybe someone can write an app that highlights anyone’s name that appears in the Epstein files when you see them in other contexts
January 31, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Maybe someone can write an app that highlights anyone’s name that appears in the Epstein files when you see them in other contexts
Look trump people - you were taken. Grow up. Man up. Acknowledge it and resolve to do better.
We need your help to fix this mess before the tsunami of shit hits.
We need your help to fix this mess before the tsunami of shit hits.
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Look trump people - you were taken. Grow up. Man up. Acknowledge it and resolve to do better.
We need your help to fix this mess before the tsunami of shit hits.
We need your help to fix this mess before the tsunami of shit hits.
Sorry, everyone, I didn’t get a “Death Note” for Christmas so we’re gonna have to do this the hard way
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Sorry, everyone, I didn’t get a “Death Note” for Christmas so we’re gonna have to do this the hard way
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The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.
This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.
They must be released immediately.