Super-fluous
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
Pinned
A HOLIDAY - A THREAD.
Dartmoor.
We arrived, it was ace. Super nice camp spot for our first night away. Then the tent pole broke, it's fine! We can make a repair! Except, the hacksaw also broke. 😆 I say 'we' repaired it @stuchant.bsky.social made the repair, I glamorously assisted.
Dartmoor.
We arrived, it was ace. Super nice camp spot for our first night away. Then the tent pole broke, it's fine! We can make a repair! Except, the hacksaw also broke. 😆 I say 'we' repaired it @stuchant.bsky.social made the repair, I glamorously assisted.
@profanity.accountant go on then. Do your worst. Or wurst. Whatever. Your choice.
You know it 😌
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@profanity.accountant go on then. Do your worst. Or wurst. Whatever. Your choice.
@brexitpirates.bsky.social reputation in giffage.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@brexitpirates.bsky.social reputation in giffage.
I'm about to remember why I don't go food shopping on Saturdays. Wish me luck......
😬
😬
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm about to remember why I don't go food shopping on Saturdays. Wish me luck......
😬
😬
Fuck me. A hoard of booze.
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fuck me. A hoard of booze.
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
Move from the couch for 10 mins and Dave sneaks in top spot. Can't fault him. I'm relegated to the other end. The shit end of the couch. No fluffy cushions or anything. Harrumph.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Move from the couch for 10 mins and Dave sneaks in top spot. Can't fault him. I'm relegated to the other end. The shit end of the couch. No fluffy cushions or anything. Harrumph.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Elephant
Echidna
Octopus
Leopard shark
Kia
🤣
Elephant
Echidna
Octopus
Leopard shark
Kia
🤣
Badger
Kite
Slow Worm
Frog
Pink Pigeon (befriended, and either it told the other birds or they saw us being friends, and knew my place was safe - two crows were beating up a Sparrow, I opened the door hearing all this this bird commotion and they flew away as the sparrow hopped inside to hide...)
Kite
Slow Worm
Frog
Pink Pigeon (befriended, and either it told the other birds or they saw us being friends, and knew my place was safe - two crows were beating up a Sparrow, I opened the door hearing all this this bird commotion and they flew away as the sparrow hopped inside to hide...)
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Elephant
Echidna
Octopus
Leopard shark
Kia
🤣
Elephant
Echidna
Octopus
Leopard shark
Kia
🤣
Fuck. Stu just opened the curtain. There appears to be daylight.
Boo, hiss. Actual daylight. This means that I have to get up.
Right?
Boo, hiss. Actual daylight. This means that I have to get up.
Right?
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Fuck. Stu just opened the curtain. There appears to be daylight.
Boo, hiss. Actual daylight. This means that I have to get up.
Right?
Boo, hiss. Actual daylight. This means that I have to get up.
Right?
Existential thoughts from my watch...
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Existential thoughts from my watch...
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
Good morning you fuckers. Happy Friday eve!
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Good morning you fuckers. Happy Friday eve!
REBEL SCUM!*
*I'm not watching The Last Jedi, you are....
*I'm not watching The Last Jedi, you are....
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
REBEL SCUM!*
*I'm not watching The Last Jedi, you are....
*I'm not watching The Last Jedi, you are....
What the fuck is this?
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What the fuck is this?
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
Pops onto marketplace to have a look for a tumble dryer.
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pops onto marketplace to have a look for a tumble dryer.
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Question: if I follow a link to an article (doesn't matter which site, most recent one was a BBC article), Bluesky crashes every damn time. Usually when I'm a few paragraphs in. Does this happen to you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Question: if I follow a link to an article (doesn't matter which site, most recent one was a BBC article), Bluesky crashes every damn time. Usually when I'm a few paragraphs in. Does this happen to you?
Met a new client today, went well until I went to leave, all social graces WERE intact.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Met a new client today, went well until I went to leave, all social graces WERE intact.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
A boast: I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any implement.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A boast: I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any implement.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
You know you've hit the jackpot when you get an unsolicited AAAHHHHHHHHHH from @infinitescream.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You know you've hit the jackpot when you get an unsolicited AAAHHHHHHHHHH from @infinitescream.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
Ooops. I tripped and landed on the 'buy now' button.
New snowboard jacket incoming....
New snowboard jacket incoming....
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ooops. I tripped and landed on the 'buy now' button.
New snowboard jacket incoming....
New snowboard jacket incoming....
Felt lazy. Bought this.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Felt lazy. Bought this.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
The festive spirit has gone Jurrassic. Please someone, explain why?
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The festive spirit has gone Jurrassic. Please someone, explain why?
Fuck me Asda.
Going all out on the bling...
Going all out on the bling...
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fuck me Asda.
Going all out on the bling...
Going all out on the bling...
Can we all agree that Clair de Lune by Debussy is a wonderful piece of music?
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can we all agree that Clair de Lune by Debussy is a wonderful piece of music?
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
youtu.be/bVeOdm-29pU?...
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
Nocturne No. 2 in E flat Major, Op. 9,2
YouTube video by Frédéric Chopin - Topic
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
youtu.be/bVeOdm-29pU?...
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
I can hear an owl, it's lovely.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can hear an owl, it's lovely.
I just went for a walk to get some air.
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just went for a walk to get some air.
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇