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@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Zeb got killed by Yogi Bear 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Zeb got killed by Yogi Bear 🤣
I'm NOT A BLOB. Cunt.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm NOT A BLOB. Cunt.
Oooo it's verrr verrr funny. If you are that way disposed.
Especially like so 👇... a serious account got killed by a Gator.
Especially like so 👇... a serious account got killed by a Gator.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oooo it's verrr verrr funny. If you are that way disposed.
Especially like so 👇... a serious account got killed by a Gator.
Especially like so 👇... a serious account got killed by a Gator.
OH gets a Darwin award.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
OH gets a Darwin award.
LIES. I got killed by a spork.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
LIES. I got killed by a spork.
🤣🤣🤣
Screengrab my end. I subscribe to a silly thing. Fret not.
I got killed by a piano.
Screengrab my end. I subscribe to a silly thing. Fret not.
I got killed by a piano.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Screengrab my end. I subscribe to a silly thing. Fret not.
I got killed by a piano.
Screengrab my end. I subscribe to a silly thing. Fret not.
I got killed by a piano.
WTF did you microwave a burrito for?
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WTF did you microwave a burrito for?
She then did this. Snuggled right in. Little shit. Playing on my heart strings.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
She then did this. Snuggled right in. Little shit. Playing on my heart strings.
Fuck me. A hoard of booze.
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fuck me. A hoard of booze.
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
2l of Sloe gin? Maybe. Poss brandy. Undecided.
1L of cherry brandy as well, there is a label 🤣
That's Christmas sorted 😬
When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
Ah, well good luck with the life upheaval!
I have soggy feets, walking in the rain is overrated.
But, we can all be thankful that we aren't Olive. Who just got told off. For trying to lick my plate.
She has a sulk on.
I have soggy feets, walking in the rain is overrated.
But, we can all be thankful that we aren't Olive. Who just got told off. For trying to lick my plate.
She has a sulk on.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Ah, well good luck with the life upheaval!
I have soggy feets, walking in the rain is overrated.
But, we can all be thankful that we aren't Olive. Who just got told off. For trying to lick my plate.
She has a sulk on.
I have soggy feets, walking in the rain is overrated.
But, we can all be thankful that we aren't Olive. Who just got told off. For trying to lick my plate.
She has a sulk on.
Move from the couch for 10 mins and Dave sneaks in top spot. Can't fault him. I'm relegated to the other end. The shit end of the couch. No fluffy cushions or anything. Harrumph.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Move from the couch for 10 mins and Dave sneaks in top spot. Can't fault him. I'm relegated to the other end. The shit end of the couch. No fluffy cushions or anything. Harrumph.
NONE of this has been achieved as yet.
Couch has been achieved thus far. Go steady. I'm only on tea No2.
Couch has been achieved thus far. Go steady. I'm only on tea No2.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
NONE of this has been achieved as yet.
Couch has been achieved thus far. Go steady. I'm only on tea No2.
Couch has been achieved thus far. Go steady. I'm only on tea No2.
Existential thoughts from my watch...
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Existential thoughts from my watch...
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
If I wanted words that relate to existence, meaning, and freedom, I'd employ a life guru.
But this early on a Saturday morning? I'd settle for a cup of tea.
Morning team!
Say WHAAAAAAT?
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Say WHAAAAAAT?
13 years is a lot hun, I hope you are popping out the other end now. Sending love.
Olive is my support animal. She's just as batshit as I. Never leaves my side.
Olive is my support animal. She's just as batshit as I. Never leaves my side.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
13 years is a lot hun, I hope you are popping out the other end now. Sending love.
Olive is my support animal. She's just as batshit as I. Never leaves my side.
Olive is my support animal. She's just as batshit as I. Never leaves my side.
Oh, why, fankoo. Required and well received.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Oh, why, fankoo. Required and well received.
I've been called many things, but 'blob' is a new one...
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I've been called many things, but 'blob' is a new one...
Here is the recipe. Honestly, on eggs....it's superb. I've made it with scotch bonnets when I couldn't get Burkina yellows.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Here is the recipe. Honestly, on eggs....it's superb. I've made it with scotch bonnets when I couldn't get Burkina yellows.
Spicy mamajammas.
I made hot sauce with them. All things yellow. Including mango.
Tastes delicious on poached eggs.
I made hot sauce with them. All things yellow. Including mango.
Tastes delicious on poached eggs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Spicy mamajammas.
I made hot sauce with them. All things yellow. Including mango.
Tastes delicious on poached eggs.
I made hot sauce with them. All things yellow. Including mango.
Tastes delicious on poached eggs.