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@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary.

'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)

Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)

Cums with typos.
Fuck off, you'll never fucking beat me at swearing. I've fucking got this.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Errrrr. Needs to happen. Tell me where. When.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sames. Now. 2 days into. Being a blob. If I don't write alt text, it posts. Makes me feel shit every time but until nluesky fix the bug Well.....
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ah. It doesn't recognise cunt.

Cunt would surpass fuck. Me thinks.
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
bsky.app/profile/un-n...

I'm fober as a sudge.

You're good.

I'm on 8.
1. Got up
2. Made more tea
3. Outhouse sorted, found accidental booze
4. Made more tea
5. Went shopping
6. More tea was had
7. Storm cookage is about to be eaten
8. Wine, oops. Yes.
9. Tbc
10. Tbc
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Zeb got killed by Yogi Bear 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My blob. Obviously 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Is that the title the second volume in a trilogy of books by author C.T. Meek. Or the title of a song by John Q Microwave?
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Best fucking way.

But then some cunt (friend) responds, then the typo flares up in full technicolour.

Bastid.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Worth ot. Or.

Worth it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm NOT A BLOB. Cunt.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🫡
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Get rid of ffs.

Spell it right.

For. FUCKS.sake.

For fuck sake. See. Adding to the tally.

Fuck. Fuck it. Fuck off. Oops. Couldn't give a ..... fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pain. Yes. Bin the frustration please. You're amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🤣🤣🤣

Sames. I hIt send then: ah.

FUCK.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🤣🤣🤣

That's what she said.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oooo it's verrr verrr funny. If you are that way disposed.

Especially like so 👇... a serious account got killed by a Gator.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I need this in my life 🥰

You were so close!
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I speak fluent typo.

Makes me cringe. Every. Damn. Time.

I hear you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There was.

Thick as fuck. Made from pie juice. That sounds so wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OH gets a Darwin award.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Shh, nobody noticed.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
LIES. I got killed by a spork.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM