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clyde bruckman free link's ghost of xmas future's last repost
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the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth

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my friend got booted downtown while she was working and she needs $1,260 to fix it, please share this and tip me if you can
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November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If anyone has the spare cash, I have a bill that I forgot about due tonight for $40. I'll be able to pay it back Wednesday night. #MutualAid

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November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Things like this will become increasingly common as billionaires increasingly treat low earth orbit like their personal playground and garbage dump
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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At $180/ $1,134! We need food and heat please help so we can get help asap and warm our home and get groceries!
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ URGENT‼️ we need help w/ heat and groceries!Our propane is low & we have little food in the house.
Propane-$644

Groceries-$490

Any help is appreciated!

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Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
useless broken god damn record i know but these are PEOPLE WORKING IMPORTANT AND USEFUL JOBS IN THE COMMUNITY

these are the people they spent DECADES saying were DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT
NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill.

@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
Families of DC-area immigrant drivers snatched by feds stuck with tow bill
Elected officials and activists note work vehicles removed lightning fast, resulting in hundreds in fees.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this actually really explains why she ended up with rfk tho, if they were both seething racists playing at respectability in public
forgot how racist she is
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
chuck schumer less than a week after folding on the shutdown fight with zero concessions from trump - welcome to the resistance, jewish space lasers lady
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
me way back circa like season 3 - it's a good thing i'm not writing on game of thrones bc i'd be doing dumb shit like having ned stark come back as the headless horseman or whatever

professional author george rr martin - it's uh, actually cat stark who comes back like that

me - WHAT. amazing
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Please help
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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My wildest WILDEST take

Is that the pandemic double scared these people

They found out money couldn’t protect them the way they thought, and that they weren’t that great and it’s been the Fox and the grapes ever since
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
what are you top 5 movie genres? mine are:

- tremors sequel
- deep space / ocean and there is a Something
- we have to get from one part of new york to another, different part of new york
- everyone forgets that we spent EIGHTY YEARS stuck watching superheroes in non-shared universe movies
- heist
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-parents actually believe the kids
-revenge- but as muppets
-2 dogs & a cat on an incredible journey
-plothole filled big reveal ending
-Grease (part one only)
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- sharks in tornadoes
- sharks in city sewers
- giant sharks
- ghost sharks
- sharks who have personal grudges against specific people
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
INCREDIBLE
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I noticed this is getting engagement so folks must be talking about Olivia Nuzzi again
forgot how racist she is
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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It reminds me when those militia guys occupied Malheur National Wildlife Refuge and then got all confused when they got arrested afterwards. they were literally "b-but we're not occupying it anymore? what do you mean i'm being held to account for my PAST actions??" literal pancake batter for brains
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
jesuss christ
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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it's Drea's birthday ❤️‍🔥 send them money to celebrate❣️
IT'S MY FUCKIN NATAL DAY, BITCHES!
CELEBRATE ME WITH YOUR MONEY!
All I want for my #birthday this year is a new computer so I can keep working!

Nov 17th, start trickling in those birthday treats!

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November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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REAL poors always have a little ring of dirt around their mouths WHY IS THERE NO RING OF DIRT AROUND YOUR MOUTH CHILD
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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this is a rich (ha) text but I'm especially losing my mind at "she seeks to force residents of Seattle to pay for “free” child care and other goodies"

like man, a person thought up that sentence and allowed it to leave their brain? and other people allowed it to go to print?
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Mutual aid post
November 17 2025 #MutualAidThread!

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Mutual aid resources: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i am completely neglecting my children while this happens btw. they're playing with their little toy barn animals and i'm just periodically yelling ocean facts without looking up. THE TIDE IS CONTROLLED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE MOON, BOYS. NEVER CLIMB ON DRIFTWOOD, BOYS.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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a mysterious man known only as "The Whale Whisperer" has arrived and is standing in the surf. everyone kind of parted to let him through. who the hell is this lol
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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she said in her interview that this whale has to her advantage, unlike other whales that have beached recently, the fact that she is young, and extremely healthy. she says she "has fought harder than any animal i've ever seen" which is so heartbreaking
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM