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dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️🌈
dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️🌈
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that's a lotta damn apostrophes. comfy shirt, tho. gj, @moxiest.art
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
that's a lotta damn apostrophes. comfy shirt, tho. gj, @moxiest.art
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Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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americans shit red white and blue because they cant afford doctor
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
americans shit red white and blue because they cant afford doctor
good commie pin haul in the blind bags from @whatahellofawaytodad.com that showed up yesterday.
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
good commie pin haul in the blind bags from @whatahellofawaytodad.com that showed up yesterday.
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why did we call it morning wood and not an alarm cock
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
why did we call it morning wood and not an alarm cock
Aw shit, that was supposed to be a birch!
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Aw shit, that was supposed to be a birch!
Look, @sleepybaby666.bsky.social sent it to me, I gotta pass it on.
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Look, @sleepybaby666.bsky.social sent it to me, I gotta pass it on.
here, have a silly distraction because everything apparently fucking sucks
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
here, have a silly distraction because everything apparently fucking sucks
Oh yeah? Based on WHAT?
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh yeah? Based on WHAT?
gonna find a new job, forget I did it, so I'll lie about it and they'll call me a genius. but remember the 21st night of September.
...idk how this is gonna work out since all the jobs I've been looking at would be internal transfers. Gonna watch some Demi x EWF vids now.
...idk how this is gonna work out since all the jobs I've been looking at would be internal transfers. Gonna watch some Demi x EWF vids now.
Inspired by Roll For Sandwich, here is your 2026 prediction generator. You'll need a D12 and a D20. Enjoy ✨
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
gonna find a new job, forget I did it, so I'll lie about it and they'll call me a genius. but remember the 21st night of September.
...idk how this is gonna work out since all the jobs I've been looking at would be internal transfers. Gonna watch some Demi x EWF vids now.
...idk how this is gonna work out since all the jobs I've been looking at would be internal transfers. Gonna watch some Demi x EWF vids now.
for some reason, I've got a feeling some people might be able to get some use out of this evening's scribblins. I'll get an actual scan at some point.
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
for some reason, I've got a feeling some people might be able to get some use out of this evening's scribblins. I'll get an actual scan at some point.
I swear I'll stop buying new nibs and practicing and just make the damn piece they're all for. But maaaaaan, the practice is fun.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I swear I'll stop buying new nibs and practicing and just make the damn piece they're all for. But maaaaaan, the practice is fun.
I got a shitload of new nibs, but most importantly a REALLY WIDE one and an iiiiiiitty bitty one.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I got a shitload of new nibs, but most importantly a REALLY WIDE one and an iiiiiiitty bitty one.
RIP to a real one
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
RIP to a real one
Mom found more of her grandpa's art stuff and gave it to me. Anyone know a good book re-binder in St. Louis? Got a copy of Anatomical Diagrams for the Use of Art Students (©1919) with a busted spine.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mom found more of her grandpa's art stuff and gave it to me. Anyone know a good book re-binder in St. Louis? Got a copy of Anatomical Diagrams for the Use of Art Students (©1919) with a busted spine.
Yes I know I'm replying to a joke, but Chumbawamba's Tubthumper (if you can get past the "we wrote this just to get published by EMI" Tubthumping) is still some solid anarcho punk shit. I woulda said WYSIWYG, but they put it out in 2000.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t by Eiffel 65, Aqua, Vengaboys, or Rednex
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Yes I know I'm replying to a joke, but Chumbawamba's Tubthumper (if you can get past the "we wrote this just to get published by EMI" Tubthumping) is still some solid anarcho punk shit. I woulda said WYSIWYG, but they put it out in 2000.
My husband always gives me shit for having too many pens in my pocket and I just checked and I've ONLY got 3 Pilot G-2s (God's favorite ballpoint)... and 3 Sharpies and a Marks-A-Lot. I seriously have no idea where the Sharpies came from. I swear I usually only carry 1.
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My husband always gives me shit for having too many pens in my pocket and I just checked and I've ONLY got 3 Pilot G-2s (God's favorite ballpoint)... and 3 Sharpies and a Marks-A-Lot. I seriously have no idea where the Sharpies came from. I swear I usually only carry 1.
at my grandma's yesterday, my uncle was all "I accidentally bought 2 of this. I figure the extra should go to someone who would appreciate it." I'll admit I never got that into Kraftwerk, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna turn down a book about a band I know influenced a lot of my formative favorites
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
at my grandma's yesterday, my uncle was all "I accidentally bought 2 of this. I figure the extra should go to someone who would appreciate it." I'll admit I never got that into Kraftwerk, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna turn down a book about a band I know influenced a lot of my formative favorites
yo why the hell did I not get Dave the Diver before now? shit's goofy and fun as hell
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
yo why the hell did I not get Dave the Diver before now? shit's goofy and fun as hell
Holy shit, my husband got me 4 different inks from the Birmingham Pen Co and I have no idea where to even start (besides writing "I love you" in the Angelfish because he neeeeded to see the blue/red fade in person). I got me a winner 💖
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Holy shit, my husband got me 4 different inks from the Birmingham Pen Co and I have no idea where to even start (besides writing "I love you" in the Angelfish because he neeeeded to see the blue/red fade in person). I got me a winner 💖
My kids told me I never color when given the chance. idk wtf they're talking about. I just color in black.
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My kids told me I never color when given the chance. idk wtf they're talking about. I just color in black.
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM