Tyler Coates
@tylercoates.bsky.social
writer/editor/podcaster/moderator, previously at THR, Esquire, Decider, Flavorwire
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
how exactly did this woman break so many brains
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
how exactly did this woman break so many brains
we are in dire straights culturally if all of you insist on making “sex cardigans” a thing
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
we are in dire straights culturally if all of you insist on making “sex cardigans” a thing
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TIL: "Weapons was originally set to star Renate Reinsve, Pedro Pascal, Brian Tyree Henry and Tom Burke until the 2023 SAG strike complicated their schedules." @tylercoates.bsky.social has a great newsletter today on how the new Oscar for casting will work:
"Considerations": A Casting Call for Oscar’s Newest Category
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November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TIL: "Weapons was originally set to star Renate Reinsve, Pedro Pascal, Brian Tyree Henry and Tom Burke until the 2023 SAG strike complicated their schedules." @tylercoates.bsky.social has a great newsletter today on how the new Oscar for casting will work:
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i had the idea thats going to make me rich last night.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i had the idea thats going to make me rich last night.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
maybe they’ll give him a pga mark too
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
maybe they’ll give him a pga mark too
i hate owning a car so much
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i hate owning a car so much
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
this cracked me up so much, my god
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
this cracked me up so much, my god
i will simply never forget this
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i will simply never forget this
in hindsight i’m so grateful that disney didn’t release into the woods as two movies
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
in hindsight i’m so grateful that disney didn’t release into the woods as two movies
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Reskeet for awareness
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reskeet for awareness
somebody needs to tell brady about the current MPA ratings system
Brady Corbet’s next film will be X-rated, shot entirely on 70mm, and span three centuries.
See more details: thefilmstage.com/brady-corbet...
See more details: thefilmstage.com/brady-corbet...
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
somebody needs to tell brady about the current MPA ratings system
the hits keep coming
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the hits keep coming
RIP to Udo Kier, an incredible actor (his brief performance in this year’s The Secret Agent is a great way to go out) who also once brazenly hit on my boyfriend in front of me at Roscoe’s in Chicago in 2008
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
RIP to Udo Kier, an incredible actor (his brief performance in this year’s The Secret Agent is a great way to go out) who also once brazenly hit on my boyfriend in front of me at Roscoe’s in Chicago in 2008
HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
oh no we’re sharing our personal opinions about the beatles today?
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
oh no we’re sharing our personal opinions about the beatles today?
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the most Team Nobody situation i’ve ever experienced
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the most Team Nobody situation i’ve ever experienced
this is why i do not trust political reporters ☺️
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this is why i do not trust political reporters ☺️
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In ‘27 we’ll be in heaven
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In ‘27 we’ll be in heaven
brainstorming a new hollywood mantra and the best i can come up with is “it’ll get fixed in ‘26”
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
brainstorming a new hollywood mantra and the best i can come up with is “it’ll get fixed in ‘26”
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It would also give *Ryan Lizza*—who could, in theory, have leaked this info at any point over the last 12-16 months—a role in both RFK’s appointment and the untold preventable deaths. But Lizza either isn’t self aware enough to realize that or is too busy selling Substack subscriptions to care
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It would also give *Ryan Lizza*—who could, in theory, have leaked this info at any point over the last 12-16 months—a role in both RFK’s appointment and the untold preventable deaths. But Lizza either isn’t self aware enough to realize that or is too busy selling Substack subscriptions to care
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in light of the papal dj event we must ask ourselves: has the pope ever been to smart bar
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
in light of the papal dj event we must ask ourselves: has the pope ever been to smart bar
what the hell happened
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what the hell happened