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Looking for a stepfather for my three beautiful children | Jersey City 🏳️‍🌈 🎾🎭
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God bless this America specifically
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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MOTHER
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Catherine O'Hara's death is upsetting me more than any celebrity in a while. For a bit, Moira Rose shifted the vocabulary of seemingly every gay man in America (or at least my friends) more than any character I can think of. Quotes, impressions, GIFs in groupchats. Aspirational delusion and charm.
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@kevbuffdog.bsky.social relevant to our aspirations
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I had actually been getting into a consistent and motivated lifting routine the last few weeks only for my new gym to suddenly close because of some city permitting issue, fuck my drag lol
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don’t have quite enough yet that it happens consistently, but I loooove when my grays catch the light. I will peak in power only when my hair aesthetic is essentially “Tulsi Gabbard’s Wario”
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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what’s the opposite of dry January? I’m doing that.
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
OUT: Dedicated core work, indoor cardio
IN: Letting my pent-up existential dread fuel endless leg days
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Probably this one although there is some competition
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Merry Christmas, here is a series of my parents’ dogs being festive and adorable
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Okay which one of you boys jokingly asked Santa for 14 inches because I’m blaming you for this
I’m sorry, the new models, the day before the storm, are now showing FOURTEEN INCHES OF SNOW????? THIS STORM DIDN’T EVEN EXIST ON TUESDAY
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have a single solitary task left that must be done before I log off, it will take max 30 minutes, and I would rather saw both of my arms off 😃
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
God bless Cher for surrounding herself with these beautiful twirly fagguette dancers on SNL
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Removing gender-based affirmative action would slash the number of men at good schools, and wildly more of the men who remained would be queer. Sounds like a great deal for the twelve straight men left and hell for the women who don’t become situationally queer.
Brown University accepted nearly equal numbers of male and female students, but got almost twice as many female applicants. That math meant it was easier for men to get in.

Trump's DEI ban may end gender balancing efforts that often benefit men.
Trump’s attack on DEI may hurt college men, particularly White men
The Trump administration’s ban on diversity, equity and inclusion also targets gender. The ban may impact gender balancing practices that often benefit college men.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m just sipping whisky, scrolling the 2026 Senate class, and speaking state names as wistful intentions while @nelsonesque.bsky.social looks at me like a crazy person.

North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!
14% national swing is the exact kind of shit that starts knocking over reach senate seats like dominoes
14% swing from 2024 when all is said and done? Pretty good considering just how high-profile the race became in the last week

Turnout is currently *93%* of 2022, and it's also a 14% swing from 2022 despite similar turnout levels
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Having grown up in Williamson County when it was voting 80/20 for Romney and sending Marsha Marsha Marsha to Washington, I have spent the last decade waiting for it to start shifting left the way other suburbs have.

Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.
Williamson is probably going to decide this
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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this is so…
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM