Benj
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Obviously who cares/the gay hockey smut isn’t going for verisimilitude anyway but it’s pretty funny to be like “here in New York, where this is definitely how we spell Centre,”
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Obviously who cares/the gay hockey smut isn’t going for verisimilitude anyway but it’s pretty funny to be like “here in New York, where this is definitely how we spell Centre,”
Omg who wants to go to the Heated Rivalry popup immersive experience with me 😍
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Omg who wants to go to the Heated Rivalry popup immersive experience with me 😍
My boss accidentally sent me a 2 minute voice memo but instead of any juicy gossip it was just her and her husband discussing her grandkids' swim meet times 😒
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My boss accidentally sent me a 2 minute voice memo but instead of any juicy gossip it was just her and her husband discussing her grandkids' swim meet times 😒
A gay man who's a little bit evil added me to his Close Friends and his mind is fascinating. I am studying him anthropologically
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A gay man who's a little bit evil added me to his Close Friends and his mind is fascinating. I am studying him anthropologically
Woke up with a cold and will probably need to cancel a date I was actually excited about
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Woke up with a cold and will probably need to cancel a date I was actually excited about
One of my biggest flights of fancy is that we should just push Christmas back to Jan 25. There's no need to crowd out Thanksgiving and there's still sooo much winter to slog through after the big holidays are over. Let's leave lights and decorations up for another month!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
One of my biggest flights of fancy is that we should just push Christmas back to Jan 25. There's no need to crowd out Thanksgiving and there's still sooo much winter to slog through after the big holidays are over. Let's leave lights and decorations up for another month!!
It's that time of year
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's that time of year
I know it's passé to express distaste at certain words ("moist" most of all) but few things make me curl my lip quite like a recipe calling for a "slick of oil"
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know it's passé to express distaste at certain words ("moist" most of all) but few things make me curl my lip quite like a recipe calling for a "slick of oil"
Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge
My grocery store had a perpetual sale on seltzer ($5.99/12 pack) which they just abruptly ended, bringing the price to $8.49/12 pack
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My grocery store had a perpetual sale on seltzer ($5.99/12 pack) which they just abruptly ended, bringing the price to $8.49/12 pack
I have an embarrassing update regarding my most played songs for November
Scylla and the Sirens on streaming when??
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I have an embarrassing update regarding my most played songs for November
“Man that kettle has a LOT of sexual hangups, why can’t he just relax and let himself have a good time?”
-me, the pot, watching Heated Rivalry
-me, the pot, watching Heated Rivalry
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Man that kettle has a LOT of sexual hangups, why can’t he just relax and let himself have a good time?”
-me, the pot, watching Heated Rivalry
-me, the pot, watching Heated Rivalry
Nm just getting ready to see Wicked II w my fam haha hbu
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nm just getting ready to see Wicked II w my fam haha hbu
Received this bedside table welcome gift from my very loving parents who support but don’t entirely understand my lifestyle
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Received this bedside table welcome gift from my very loving parents who support but don’t entirely understand my lifestyle
Next time I go to buy seltzer can someone pls remind me I don't care for tangerine
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Next time I go to buy seltzer can someone pls remind me I don't care for tangerine
Actually used my CVS coupons for once and saved $12 on a bunch of shit I didn't need 😎
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Actually used my CVS coupons for once and saved $12 on a bunch of shit I didn't need 😎
He self-identified as “trad” unprompted and clarified that didn’t mean “conservative” so I asked if he is in fact conservative and he responded his politics are “complicated”
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
He self-identified as “trad” unprompted and clarified that didn’t mean “conservative” so I asked if he is in fact conservative and he responded his politics are “complicated”
Locals actually pronounce it “Worcester”
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Locals actually pronounce it “Worcester”
Tamales are sooooo under-appreciated. Like yes they're appreciated a lot but still not enough
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tamales are sooooo under-appreciated. Like yes they're appreciated a lot but still not enough
Con Ed loves to send me a "weekly energy report" and it's always like "DID YOU KNOW: you used a lot more energy during the times when you were home"
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Con Ed loves to send me a "weekly energy report" and it's always like "DID YOU KNOW: you used a lot more energy during the times when you were home"
Sure it's a kitchen table issue but it seems more trouble than it's worth to make something as nebulous and manipulable as "the cost of a Thanksgiving dinner" an economic indicator in the first place
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sure it's a kitchen table issue but it seems more trouble than it's worth to make something as nebulous and manipulable as "the cost of a Thanksgiving dinner" an economic indicator in the first place
Told a man I can't really swing a dinner date tonight on such short notice and now he's pulling the "but do you know how hard it is to get a reservation there on a Friday night?" move
Why does everyone want to “play it by ear” these days!! I am not a spontaneous man!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Told a man I can't really swing a dinner date tonight on such short notice and now he's pulling the "but do you know how hard it is to get a reservation there on a Friday night?" move
Finally ended things with my year+ long situationship. Tangentially related, I just found out Nicole Kidman herself debunked the myth that those pics were immediately following her divorce from Tom Cruise. Regardless!
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finally ended things with my year+ long situationship. Tangentially related, I just found out Nicole Kidman herself debunked the myth that those pics were immediately following her divorce from Tom Cruise. Regardless!
I'm simply so worldly and cosmopolitan my CVS prescription reminders are in Spanish (I changed the language by accident and am too lazy to undo it)
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm simply so worldly and cosmopolitan my CVS prescription reminders are in Spanish (I changed the language by accident and am too lazy to undo it)
My local grocery store just announced they're now selling loose cooked sausages by the each at the deli counter
a man wearing a mask is looking out a window .
Alt: Alright this is it people. Let’s move, let’s go, go, go, go! People getting up from table in a hurry, little girl in green getting gun out of drawer, woman in red top rushing to finish her drink, boy in orange vest turning on radio with a siren playing
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November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My local grocery store just announced they're now selling loose cooked sausages by the each at the deli counter