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Twlldun
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Idiot son of Donkey Kong.
God forbid men have hobbies
Lads, top tip: don’t maintain an email correspondence with the world’s most famous paedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pleased to see yer boyf in the papers
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
But also - importantly - he’s turning into Bertrand Russell
People are so ridiculous about aging.
“Tom Baker isn’t looking too good,” someone commented online after the beloved actor made a recent promo appearance. HE IS *91* AND LOOKS FINE, good grief.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am glad someone is highlighting this, shame it’s not a proper journalist but we can’t have everything
Left: Donald Trump’s Jan 6th quote, as presented in the dossier that brought down two BBC bosses

Right: What Donald Trump actually said.

Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Honestly why does he tweet like a supervillain
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Can the prime minister confirm which of his staff went crazy in the coconut yesterday, totally doolally tap?”
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Will be Prime Minister for food.
Will be BBC Director General for food
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Team Will
Having carefully calculated that there is absolutely nothing in the budget, floated, mooted or recommended that isn't going to hit me (rightly, though less rightly for some options) I'd just like the love shared a bit so real money got raised and the country visibly got better as a result.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I mean the solution is simple, it’s staring everyone in their face, they just can’t see it:

Just redo all the Bond movies in order with a new actor and all the supporting characters are played by Muppets.
Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Correct opinion. Co-signed
i hate james bond. oooh, i just shagged entendre jiggletits. also, my shoe is a gun. fuck off.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The post of a man who has *frequently* complained about not being invited on the BBC, as though it’s his fucking birthright
For a guy who loves to paint people as far right for sharing views that the far right have, here’s Joly*n agreeing with the far right that we should get rid of the BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I joke, but it interests me from when I started work 3 decades ago, the silence was something you observed if you could find a way (obviously, like, the public might ring or call in!) and it’s transformed into The Departmental Heads patrol the rooms telling us to stand at our desks with head bowed.
As has been my tradition for nearly a decade now, I spent the two minute silence in silent contemplation of which social media accounts I can denounce furiously for posting during it the moment it finishes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
As has been my tradition for nearly a decade now, I spent the two minute silence in silent contemplation of which social media accounts I can denounce furiously for posting during it the moment it finishes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“James Bond is eternal and belongs to everyone” was my defence in Broccoli vs Twlldun on the subject of “James Bondage: 00Heaven”, my artistic project
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Sandra, calm down, I can explain everything
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by Twlldun
Funny old fish, AEH. Born in my hometown, I was put off him at school (and after learning Enoch Powell was a big fan), but he does have a way with words. We read this at my Dad's funeral... www.poemtree.com/poems/FromFa...
"From Far, from Eve" by A.E. Housman
www.poemtree.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Whatever happened to Britain’s Most Dangerous Prisoner, Charles Bronson?
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Doxxed
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I will be appearing on BBC News 24 shortly to discuss the DG resignation.

I will then get more and more aerated and bring up Rothschilds, the Illuminati and lizards before the producer realises I’ve somehow made it past security uninvited, and be dragged off set by 4 guards.

Be sure to tune in!
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I signed up for this this morning and it didn’t disappoint
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
FWIW, the criticism of BBC Arabic appointing or using a number of people who were virulent or violent antisemites has way more legs, the accusation of bias over the gender question also - as it directly relates to U.K. politics. The “recycling Hamas propaganda” line I have less time for.
One thing not being said - indeed, I think everyone misses this - but the requirement for the BBC to show impartiality and balance relates to the politics of *this* country, there’s no requirement to show some mythical balance globally, only to report the truth without fear or favour.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
One thing not being said - indeed, I think everyone misses this - but the requirement for the BBC to show impartiality and balance relates to the politics of *this* country, there’s no requirement to show some mythical balance globally, only to report the truth without fear or favour.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted by Twlldun
Ah, the first Freudian chip.
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM