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Foxtrot Tango
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Abolish ICE. Seeker, stoic, family man, wordsmith. Liberal means open to new ideas, you could look it up.
Vertical integration really does drive market efficiencies.
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There are no serious people left in the Trump administration. There are no serious Republicans in Congress. There is nobody left in the King's court but jesters.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ironically, a dozen eggs that cost $8.00 just six months ago only cost $1.99 now but everything else is so fucking expensive that nobody really mentions it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everybody do yourselves a big favor. Type "dogs" into the search bar and scroll the results. You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Every day there's a 12-year old me whispering in my ear,
"We don't want to have discipline, we want to have fun."
Poor kid. I sure miss him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.

This isn’t controversial.

A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Whippersnappers.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Republican Healthcare plan plus five bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Somebody should do a version of A Christmas Carol with Trump as Scrooge and Epstein as Marley's ghost.
.
Hey Trump,

how dare you label hundreds of Epstein victims a "HOAX".

You're a disgusting accomplice !

💠 😠 💠
.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Minnesota Vikings don't seem very good at football.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The kitchen and living room remodel is all teed up. Money is in the bank. Flooring and cabinets ordered. But cleaning out 30 years of accumulated stuff is costing more than I estimated. So every time you buy something now, remind yourself it's going to cost 20 bucks just to get rid of it some day.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is how old I am...

To the Batmobile, lets go!
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed.
Roger. Ready to move out.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Blood pressure at home: 130/70
Blood pressure at clinic: 165/95
I see one important variable.
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My level of support will be in direct proportion to the amount of pissed off candidates display.
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did she model for this? The resemblance is uncanny.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I went to the store today and it was like a piñata full of Christmas had exploded.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Our Halloween was a big bust this year. Stores ran out of pumpkins early so no jack-o-lanterns for the first time in 25 years and cold drizzly weather kept all the kids indoors, apparently. Based on recent years' traffic we were prepared for up to 50 trick-or-treaters. We got six.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My fellow Americans, I give you Honest Abe's shitter.
As food assistance runs out and he refuses to use the contingency fund— he posts about his new marble bathroom
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
With runners on second and third and no outs, the run expectancy is 2.1 runs. See you tomorrow night.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
All the dads in Chicago trick-or-treating with their kids should dress as baseball players and carry baseball bats.
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I imagine this is how things must have felt as the Dark Ages were setting in.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It must be getting pretty damn hard to be a military recruiter these days.
Trump is getting ready to launch strikes inside Venezuela per the WSJ & the Miami Herald.

This is blatantly unconstitutional.

Congress must speak up now to stop another endless, regime-change war.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People running the government announce the government is failing America.
Brooke Rollins: "My message to America is your government is failing you right now ... we have failed you."
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Recall when we had a president who was a decent human being? Seems so remote and novel now.
Had. To. Share. After. Seeing. On. Facebook 😢
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Please do *not* circulate this story that the NC GOP does not want circulated.

Please, they have threatened you nicely, please.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM