Tut and Groan
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Badly drawn wordplay, puns and conversations. Swears and opinions. Single panels and comic strips. Made by Tom Nash (thewritetomnash on other sites)
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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Feroz Abasi of Guantanamo Bay fame
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Feroz Abasi of Guantanamo Bay fame
Uk based BlueSky pals, I have started a very tiny cold smoking business and I'd love it if you could have a look at my website and consider giving one of the social channels a follow.
I roast smoked almonds and cashews in chicken fat and they are pretty fucking good. sussexsmokehouse.com
I roast smoked almonds and cashews in chicken fat and they are pretty fucking good. sussexsmokehouse.com
Welcome to Sussex Smokehouse - Artisan Smoked Foods
Sussex Smokehouse is a Crawley Down based producer of fine smoked nuts and seasonings. Buy gourmet smoked almonds and cashews roasted in chicken fat.
sussexsmokehouse.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Uk based BlueSky pals, I have started a very tiny cold smoking business and I'd love it if you could have a look at my website and consider giving one of the social channels a follow.
I roast smoked almonds and cashews in chicken fat and they are pretty fucking good. sussexsmokehouse.com
I roast smoked almonds and cashews in chicken fat and they are pretty fucking good. sussexsmokehouse.com
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support british farming
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
support british farming
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Isn't it a hell of a coincidence that as companies get rid of creative people in every way they can and are run by imbecile technocrats they suddenly can't come up with new ideas?
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Isn't it a hell of a coincidence that as companies get rid of creative people in every way they can and are run by imbecile technocrats they suddenly can't come up with new ideas?
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This took me fucking ages
![1
[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
2
GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
3
[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
4
[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…
So now you're one of us.
5
MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
6
COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…
...against people saying things all American.
7
COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.
8
LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
9
[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
10
COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
11
[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
12
MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
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February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This took me fucking ages
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February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Why does Peppa Pig sound like she has a perpetual sinus infection?
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Why does Peppa Pig sound like she has a perpetual sinus infection?
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Please stay safe, my American pals.
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Please stay safe, my American pals.
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So do Instagram business accounts only get access to generic non brand music now?
That's a bit shit
That's a bit shit
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
So do Instagram business accounts only get access to generic non brand music now?
That's a bit shit
That's a bit shit
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Weird rise in Sales people opening emails with variants of "I tried to call but couldn't get through".
No you didn't. I never gave you a phone number in the first place... What an odd thing to lie about
No you didn't. I never gave you a phone number in the first place... What an odd thing to lie about
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Weird rise in Sales people opening emails with variants of "I tried to call but couldn't get through".
No you didn't. I never gave you a phone number in the first place... What an odd thing to lie about
No you didn't. I never gave you a phone number in the first place... What an odd thing to lie about
Don't be sad because it ended, be glad it happened. Thanks for everything, Marc #cpfc
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Don't be sad because it ended, be glad it happened. Thanks for everything, Marc #cpfc
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I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind
![[Scene is a SCIENCE RESEARCH FACILITY where two white coated scientists are standing at a desk of instruments and controls in front of a one way mirroe, looking at a mocked-up drinks party scene in the next room. In that room is a man named Dan and a woman, holding glasses of wine and apparently having a conversation. Dan, however, has a hi tech helmet strapped to his head, with wires extruding from it and leading to the instruments next door. Dan when we see him close up has a slightly dull expression and is droning on, while the lady listens, smiling politely].
[Scientists looking through the glass]
SCIENTIST 1:
And is this one of your patients?
SCIENTIST 2:
Yes
SCIENTIST 1:
This is Dan.
Dan was born completely incapable of asking people about themselves at parties.
DAN [close up, droning on while the woman listens]:
...So yeah 1 like implement creative solutions... and I work with clients to design a... and I'm writing a novel about like this guy...
SCIENTIST 1 [Looking at a screen showing Dan's brain with a hole in the middle]:
As you can see, despite talking about himself for the past two hours, the part of the brain which gives a toss about other people's lives shows no activity at all.
SCIENTIST 1 [bending over a microphone on the desk and pressing the intercom button]:
Dan...
Ask the lady... what her job is.
[Dan pauses.]
[Dan continues to pause]
DAN:
What's your job.
LADY [smiling humbly]:
Oh, I'm a murderer?
Well, contract killer, you know, haha...
[Show dan, silent]
[Show lady, smiling, waiting for a response]
[Show dan, still silent]
[Show Dan, slowly opening his mouth to speak
DAN:
And-
[But Dan falls silent again]
[Show Lady looking slightly desperate now, silently willing him to continue]
[Still nothing from Dan. But then...]
DAN:
...And yeah part of my job is I coordinate media content to across platforms to create -
SCIENTIST 1:
Fascinating
SCIENTIST 2:
Isn't it
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January 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind
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Some posh #shops give off this vibe of overt #exclusivity don't they? (Well, they do to me anyway!) #windowshopping #fashion #retail #hautecouture Unpublished #cartoon
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Some posh #shops give off this vibe of overt #exclusivity don't they? (Well, they do to me anyway!) #windowshopping #fashion #retail #hautecouture Unpublished #cartoon
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We do not actually have to write this article once a week.
It is not surprising that young women want to know if their potential partner believes they should live as trad wives in a white ethnostate run by an all powerful God-Emperor.
Political affiliations speak to values. Values are important.
It is not surprising that young women want to know if their potential partner believes they should live as trad wives in a white ethnostate run by an all powerful God-Emperor.
Political affiliations speak to values. Values are important.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We do not actually have to write this article once a week.
It is not surprising that young women want to know if their potential partner believes they should live as trad wives in a white ethnostate run by an all powerful God-Emperor.
Political affiliations speak to values. Values are important.
It is not surprising that young women want to know if their potential partner believes they should live as trad wives in a white ethnostate run by an all powerful God-Emperor.
Political affiliations speak to values. Values are important.
I walked past Greg Davies on Old Street in That London once.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I walked past Greg Davies on Old Street in That London once.
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
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