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this is part of my secret agenda to make everyone become a translator
we need ai deprogramming so fucking bad
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
we need ai deprogramming so fucking bad
trying to set up 2026 for success....please pray for my adhd to get properly treated it CANNOT continue like this 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
trying to set up 2026 for success....please pray for my adhd to get properly treated it CANNOT continue like this 😭😭😭
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take this with a big grain of salt because I could be misremembering but I remember reading a Pokémon translator saying he translated a line as "soft, loamy soil" to teach kids a new word and he was right. I did learn what loamy meant from Pokémon in fact
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
take this with a big grain of salt because I could be misremembering but I remember reading a Pokémon translator saying he translated a line as "soft, loamy soil" to teach kids a new word and he was right. I did learn what loamy meant from Pokémon in fact
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Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
somehow shocked to relearn this every time but turns out when you get to take your meds regularly you feel better
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
somehow shocked to relearn this every time but turns out when you get to take your meds regularly you feel better
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People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
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an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
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"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
last time i went to the american grocery store i got duped into buying the most dogshit variety of laoganma
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
last time i went to the american grocery store i got duped into buying the most dogshit variety of laoganma
they should invent a healthcare that lets me get treated for everything without worrying about money lol i'm losing it
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they should invent a healthcare that lets me get treated for everything without worrying about money lol i'm losing it
the red flag that never fails me is when a white guy randomly brings up china into a conversation that had nothing to do with china
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the red flag that never fails me is when a white guy randomly brings up china into a conversation that had nothing to do with china
it took so long to cook dinner that i'm no longer hungry
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it took so long to cook dinner that i'm no longer hungry
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......
people on twt are fighting with the writer on interpreting the text he wrote himself.....and it's like people who are older than 19 too......okay i guess
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
people on twt are fighting with the writer on interpreting the text he wrote himself.....and it's like people who are older than 19 too......okay i guess
trying a can of my dad's random sardines and they're really not good...
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
trying a can of my dad's random sardines and they're really not good...
snacked on leftover pizza while i waited for my breakfast to cook and i was a fool for that.....turns out today's breakfast was leftover pizza......
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
snacked on leftover pizza while i waited for my breakfast to cook and i was a fool for that.....turns out today's breakfast was leftover pizza......
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Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.
Thinking about the social stigma against eating fast food in a country where poor people are being starved by the govt, the cost of groceries and fresh vegetables are astronomical, and a cheeseburger at McDonald’s costs $3.50.
“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.
“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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it's bad to ration meds because sometimes you will be driving and you will get hit with racing, grandiose thoughts and it will distract you from the road before you clock it
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's bad to ration meds because sometimes you will be driving and you will get hit with racing, grandiose thoughts and it will distract you from the road before you clock it
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
i keep thinking if i sit in my car long enough i'll have a very cathartic cry and emerge anew but in reality i'm just spacing out and wasting time
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i keep thinking if i sit in my car long enough i'll have a very cathartic cry and emerge anew but in reality i'm just spacing out and wasting time