Konger Bong❓
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Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
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Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
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BREAKING: pádraig has flown to south sudan in an effort to find joseph kony and JOIN the lord’s resistance army
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
BREAKING: pádraig has flown to south sudan in an effort to find joseph kony and JOIN the lord’s resistance army
FUCK KEIR STARMER
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
FUCK KEIR STARMER
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The pedophile machine running the pedo army sounds about right.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The pedophile machine running the pedo army sounds about right.
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Guess it's a good time to share this comic I made years ago, as a tribute
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Guess it's a good time to share this comic I made years ago, as a tribute
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Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
Anyone who is truly concerned with lowered birthrates is simply a misogynist. There is absolute NO argument for caring about birthrates other than maintaining patriarchal domination.
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Anyone who is truly concerned with lowered birthrates is simply a misogynist. There is absolute NO argument for caring about birthrates other than maintaining patriarchal domination.
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aw dang you'll get em next time boss
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
aw dang you'll get em next time boss
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
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Scott Adams died doing what he loved, watching a man die
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Scott Adams died doing what he loved, watching a man die
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with my new app, IPO next week,
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
with my new app, IPO next week,
Scott Adams's pronouns are was/were
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Scott Adams's pronouns are was/were
Genocide Joe Biden is a fossilized Republican who is wholly responsible for Trump's second term. I'm happy he has butthole cancer & hope that he (& anyone who doesn't openly despise him) has a long painful journey before subcomming coming to the sickness & suffering for an eternity in hell.
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Genocide Joe Biden is a fossilized Republican who is wholly responsible for Trump's second term. I'm happy he has butthole cancer & hope that he (& anyone who doesn't openly despise him) has a long painful journey before subcomming coming to the sickness & suffering for an eternity in hell.
For more information as to the Planters decision to go Norway for IVF search "14 words".
There are 10 billion IVF treatment centers and doctors in the US and they are going to Norway? Doesn’t even make sense, what is happening here?
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
For more information as to the Planters decision to go Norway for IVF search "14 words".
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Says billionaire whose company’s GPUs are literally the brain of Grok the rape bot
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI
" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.
gizmodo.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Says billionaire whose company’s GPUs are literally the brain of Grok the rape bot
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There is nothing the DNC hates more than a primary
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
There is nothing the DNC hates more than a primary
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national democrats would serve democracy best by loudly promising overwhelming retribution for the crimes of these petit gestapo thugs every time they're near a mic
Immigration agents are privately expressing hesitation about their deployments as they face growing backlash from lawmakers and civilians alike, according to a new report.
'There is a genuine fear': Analyst reveals DHS agents hesitant about deployment
Immigration agents are privately expressing hesitation about their deployments as they face growing backlash from lawmakers and civilians alike, according to a new report. A Department of Homeland Security memo that was leaked to independent journalist Ken Klippenstein appears to show the agency cal...
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
national democrats would serve democracy best by loudly promising overwhelming retribution for the crimes of these petit gestapo thugs every time they're near a mic
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I’m a small government leftist: I believe in abolishing border enforcement agencies and the US military
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I’m a small government leftist: I believe in abolishing border enforcement agencies and the US military
My kid just did their own version of the boss baby vibes tweet by telling me that "Weezer" kinda sounds like the "Saja Boys.
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
My kid just did their own version of the boss baby vibes tweet by telling me that "Weezer" kinda sounds like the "Saja Boys.
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They should invent eight hours of sleep
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
They should invent eight hours of sleep
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Re-reading "The Count of Monte Cristo", an I always love how much it's just some messy soap opera that we think of as high literature simply because it's 180 years old. (doodle from my 2018 reread)
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Re-reading "The Count of Monte Cristo", an I always love how much it's just some messy soap opera that we think of as high literature simply because it's 180 years old. (doodle from my 2018 reread)