Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
Oh it's midnight? Like I givea shit ? That just means I'm eating pizza in the early hours of a new morn and staying drunk more hours
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Oh it's midnight? Like I givea shit ? That just means I'm eating pizza in the early hours of a new morn and staying drunk more hours
I fucking suck as just I guess but yea we stay winning dawg, just gotta push
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I fucking suck as just I guess but yea we stay winning dawg, just gotta push
Mixing strawberry margarita mix with various "warm color" Monsters = getting crunk fast bruh
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Mixing strawberry margarita mix with various "warm color" Monsters = getting crunk fast bruh
Once again Normal Island deserving of their name 😬
I am once again begging Americans to adopt the pie barm.
You’re out here posting screenshots of the very worst content from horrible websites and I’m out here posting original thoughts directly on this website in a quixotic effort to will savory Pop Tarts into existence. We are not the same
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Once again Normal Island deserving of their name 😬
Thinking about some ship of Thesues kinda shit about the "English" language, like if every single noun of theirs is a different meaning than ours in "American dialect" at what point do they become fully different languages?
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Thinking about some ship of Thesues kinda shit about the "English" language, like if every single noun of theirs is a different meaning than ours in "American dialect" at what point do they become fully different languages?
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Because this invasion is an admission that the dollar can no longer compete on its own merits.
When you have to bomb countries to keep them using your currency, the currency is already dying.
Venezuela isn't the beginning.
It's the desperate end - END.
When you have to bomb countries to keep them using your currency, the currency is already dying.
Venezuela isn't the beginning.
It's the desperate end - END.
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Because this invasion is an admission that the dollar can no longer compete on its own merits.
When you have to bomb countries to keep them using your currency, the currency is already dying.
Venezuela isn't the beginning.
It's the desperate end - END.
When you have to bomb countries to keep them using your currency, the currency is already dying.
Venezuela isn't the beginning.
It's the desperate end - END.
So we can go goblin mode that's why 😎
What is this?!!? Whhhhyyyyy lol. Who is back there designing cards lol.
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
So we can go goblin mode that's why 😎
So glad to see Dropout finally getting the respect considering it is the AppleTV of comedy but with less budget (for now)
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
So glad to see Dropout finally getting the respect considering it is the AppleTV of comedy but with less budget (for now)
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Number 132: fortune cookies that automatically enter your lucky numbers into lottery tickets
January 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Number 132: fortune cookies that automatically enter your lucky numbers into lottery tickets
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Number 116: Haribro Gummis that are gummies for men only and come in flavors like “uncooked steak” and “Kentucky whiskey”. The only color of gummi is “gun metal”
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Number 116: Haribro Gummis that are gummies for men only and come in flavors like “uncooked steak” and “Kentucky whiskey”. The only color of gummi is “gun metal”
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Number 77: Surf n TERF, the worst restaurant you’ve ever been to
November 28, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Number 77: Surf n TERF, the worst restaurant you’ve ever been to
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Number 75: a non woke version of Bluesky where Alf has a vagina like he’s supposed to
November 28, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Number 75: a non woke version of Bluesky where Alf has a vagina like he’s supposed to
Welcome to Klashi bud! 😎
Number 48: an app that lets you do fraud legally
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Welcome to Klashi bud! 😎
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Number 36: a Mr Beast for women
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Number 36: a Mr Beast for women
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Number 30: CyberMom, an inanimate figure made of wire and wood to raise children
November 26, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Number 30: CyberMom, an inanimate figure made of wire and wood to raise children
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Number 22: VersaCash, a service that gives you 3 five dollar bills for every 20 dollar bill so you can use your money in more versatile ways
November 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Number 22: VersaCash, a service that gives you 3 five dollar bills for every 20 dollar bill so you can use your money in more versatile ways
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Number 14: anti-BrainForce supplements that are scientifically proven to lower your IQ
November 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Number 14: anti-BrainForce supplements that are scientifically proven to lower your IQ
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Number 10: Girl Toast: the toast for women
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Number 10: Girl Toast: the toast for women
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Number 4: facial recognition software to help people distinguish white guys with beards from each other
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Number 4: facial recognition software to help people distinguish white guys with beards from each other
Not gonna lie, dont know how they manage to make modern laptops without the numberpad? Fucking uselessness in everyway
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Not gonna lie, dont know how they manage to make modern laptops without the numberpad? Fucking uselessness in everyway
Wait until this dumb bitch hears about 9/11, they didn't even have proper military aircraft to do that ...
oh was 9/11 a bad thing? An attack on our sovereignty? That's not allowed? 🤔
oh was 9/11 a bad thing? An attack on our sovereignty? That's not allowed? 🤔
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Wait until this dumb bitch hears about 9/11, they didn't even have proper military aircraft to do that ...
oh was 9/11 a bad thing? An attack on our sovereignty? That's not allowed? 🤔
oh was 9/11 a bad thing? An attack on our sovereignty? That's not allowed? 🤔
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People think oil works like it does in a game of Civilization and as someone who knows a little about oil and a lot about logistics it drives me fucking batty.
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
People think oil works like it does in a game of Civilization and as someone who knows a little about oil and a lot about logistics it drives me fucking batty.
I guess he can be the first to go pound (tar) sand to extract the shitty crude from it 🫤
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I guess he can be the first to go pound (tar) sand to extract the shitty crude from it 🫤
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😭 physically hose posting
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
😭 physically hose posting