Scotty da Haole
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Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
Crazy how the bar is so low for Mundo that 3/2/9 and some towers is S and Draven out here getting triples 17/2/6 and only S+?

13k dmg vs 36k??
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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They can't edit the files we already downloaded
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When the SCP wiki has better fake redactions than our government redacting real files?
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh they serious about the photos of Trump slurping his dick huh?

They know being a pedo hasn't hurt his brand but a submissive gay? Obliterate his credibility
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*CBS, a subsidiary of TheFreePress
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Like Stephen Miller, I think Bari might have learned the wrong lesson about the Holocaust in Hebrew School.
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So weird that a Jew isn't against camps??? Like ... being a "good" one means you arent the first but it doesn't stop it
“Our story was screened 5 times cleared by CBS attorneys & Standards & Practices,” Ms. Alfonsi wrote in the note. “It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now, after every rigorous internal check has been met, is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Couple more days of Dry December. Well uhh 3 more nights actually
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
How does this even work? Like with sleeping and pissing and stuff?
I am not making it up! here is a time tagged link lmao. It's not two weeks though, it's ten days
youtu.be/ZFoNBxpXen4?...
Survive 30 Days Trapped In The Sky, Win $250,000
YouTube video by MrBeast
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hate being in this working poor shit bc yes I guess to many places in the country ~55k is decent but a) this is Hawaii b) my job has like 2.5 hours of commute each way I DONT get paid for and c) I can't ever come close to owning a house at these rates and just over a Sec8 apartment by like 2k a year
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Pretty sure 3 of those things in the 2x2 happen, hoping we don't leave NATO
here's my 2026 bingo card
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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laudanum addict bear vs shamanic vision koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Gotta keep up with If Books Could Kill , they did an epsidoe on this shit
(@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social)
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I find the idea that you need to know “how to use” AI tools really funny, as if it isn’t incredibly easy to type in prompts and the marketing these tools is that literally anyone can do it
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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It’s like a five year old complaining that another five year old with the same stencil set drew the same thing.
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I sure do have a candidate for you.
i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"What dream did you want to buy? // The smile on the billboards "

Dawg 😭😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Out here learning that right fucking now Kenny Hoopla still on the grind, just dropped an album few months back

Brother I am sorry for only having that sapphic pop on repeat 😔
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I was sounding like the autobiography of a beloved children's author today they way how much I was saying ayieeee soos
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is why the people who say we *shouldn't* defund the police really have nothing! Bc even with all their budgets, they dont look into anything until it gets to thousands of sex crimes. a simple neighborhood watch that listened to actual citizens could have followed up on this with just a beatdown
Here is a copy of the complaint, which describes how Epstein threatened to “burn her house down”
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is why we gotta make cool socks fun again so you can still hide your ugly ass toes but not need to bring mud into someone's house
white people will take off their shoes before stepping on a picnic blanket but start a podcast if asked to remove them inside someone else’s house
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM