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@turbocricket.bsky.social
“Yeah the scientist girl with the big swirly glasses is fixing my machine”
🖤Aspiring Mad Scientist 🧪 he/him or she/her 🦇 pfp by Takato Yamamoto 🖤
🖤Aspiring Mad Scientist 🧪 he/him or she/her 🦇 pfp by Takato Yamamoto 🖤
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Making cosplay build threads like in the good ol days, first up is Diana Cavendish, just in time for Halloween!! 🦄🪄
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
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191. Leia and Holdo? They fuckin. Padme and Sabe? They fuckin. Han Solo and Lando? Oh, you know they fuckin. R2-D2 and C-3PO? Not fuckin, but a deeply committed queerplatonic partnership. Luke Skywalker is asexual.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
191. Leia and Holdo? They fuckin. Padme and Sabe? They fuckin. Han Solo and Lando? Oh, you know they fuckin. R2-D2 and C-3PO? Not fuckin, but a deeply committed queerplatonic partnership. Luke Skywalker is asexual.
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I feel like the highest ranked magician of Sephora when I turn in my loyalty points for makeup items
These are their autogenerated subs on magic knight rayearth and they’re absolutely horrible. Cant get the name of the country/world right
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I feel like the highest ranked magician of Sephora when I turn in my loyalty points for makeup items
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
Listened to Hyperballad Death and Romance and Get Out of My House back to back
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Listened to Hyperballad Death and Romance and Get Out of My House back to back
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"Yuzuki doesn't think!" is a 2021 work. This story about butch and tomboy working in a men's clothing cafe won Shueisha's Newcomer Manga Encouragement Award. It is available for free.
Yuzuki doesn’t think!【English】 | TOMBOYS #booth_pm tomboys.booth.pm/items/5970708
Yuzuki doesn’t think!【English】 | TOMBOYS #booth_pm tomboys.booth.pm/items/5970708
April 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Yuzuki doesn't think!" is a 2021 work. This story about butch and tomboy working in a men's clothing cafe won Shueisha's Newcomer Manga Encouragement Award. It is available for free.
Yuzuki doesn’t think!【English】 | TOMBOYS #booth_pm tomboys.booth.pm/items/5970708
Yuzuki doesn’t think!【English】 | TOMBOYS #booth_pm tomboys.booth.pm/items/5970708
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NEW ONE HIT WONDERLAND! How have I not done this one yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Piano in the Dark" by Brenda Russell
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
NEW ONE HIT WONDERLAND! How have I not done this one yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be
My phone loves showing me throwback photos of me with the worst case of blush blindness ever documented on a human being
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My phone loves showing me throwback photos of me with the worst case of blush blindness ever documented on a human being
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My apologies Eminem discord I was not aware of your game
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My apologies Eminem discord I was not aware of your game
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The Eminem discord I'm on is not talking about it because one of the popular members just deserted the Moroccan military and everyone's too busy cheering him on
I need @fireh9lly.bsky.social's take on this
Eminem coming to Hitman as an elusive target news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Eminem discord I'm on is not talking about it because one of the popular members just deserted the Moroccan military and everyone's too busy cheering him on
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November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It’s transgender day of remembrance, I’ve lost too many sisters this year.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s transgender day of remembrance, I’ve lost too many sisters this year.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
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Saw Angels Egg tonight looks amazing. I never thought I would get the chance to see it on the big screen.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Saw Angels Egg tonight looks amazing. I never thought I would get the chance to see it on the big screen.
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Imagining the alternate universe in which Angels Egg got a UK VHS release in the 90s, somehow resulting in one of those extremely British licensed microcomputer games in which you have to collect 800 bottles for some reason only tangentially related to the actual movie.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Imagining the alternate universe in which Angels Egg got a UK VHS release in the 90s, somehow resulting in one of those extremely British licensed microcomputer games in which you have to collect 800 bottles for some reason only tangentially related to the actual movie.
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Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
Enjoyed If We Were Villains, which I had a feeling I was going to as a Shakespeare nerd. I know its obvious comparison is The Secret History (which is now on my tbr) but thematically it reminded me a lot of Millennium Actress, especially with the ending. Ouch.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Enjoyed If We Were Villains, which I had a feeling I was going to as a Shakespeare nerd. I know its obvious comparison is The Secret History (which is now on my tbr) but thematically it reminded me a lot of Millennium Actress, especially with the ending. Ouch.
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an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
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I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"