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Probably not a raccoon, but definitely rabid. Lover of expensive crayons. Retired hooligan. Don’t follow, I’ll likely get us all lost.
Pinned
This is a week away. Every $10 gets you a raffle ticket and a chance to win some really great prizes.
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All of this RIGHT HERE!👇🏼👇🏼🔥🔥
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So once about 10 years ago at thanksgiving, while breaking down the turkey I pulled all the skin, salted it and put it in a fry pan to crisp. Now when I’m coming I hear “are you gonna do the skin thing?” and yeah, I’ve been doing it in some way or another since.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m done with dinner. Let Mariah out of her cage.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In another life I was a saucier.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Wondering how I did it?

I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.

I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Grandbebes have not seen The Princess Bride. It is now a thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Alright. Turkey is rubbed and chilling in the fridge. I did a thing. Having a respiratory thing for the last month has slowed me down a bit, but I did it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes.

www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
Boar's Head Just Recalled Cheese Due to Listeria Contamination—Here’s What to Know
There’s an active recall on two Boar’s Head cheese products sold nationwide because of a Listeria risk. Read on for more information.
www.eatingwell.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yes
You guys wanna do gravy shots?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cheers to the woman that followed me in her car as I walked back to mine after buying a smol bouquet of flowers at FM. Sorry I was parked at the very top to avoid *gestures*.

She went back down the hill to follow someone else. I wonder if she ever got inside?
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I knew twins named Cash and Carrie Marquette and this women’s name is somehow worse.
I was convinced this person was fake, and yet
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lotta basketball reporters thinking they’ve got some sort of soccer scoop tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Whatever. Soccer is boring. Meh.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This also means I can dump a bunch of “Rob Gale should have gotten a coach of the year nomination” accounts. You’re wrong and you should feel bad.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’d be less mad if SO MANY CHAOTIC GOOD HEAD COACHES hadn’t been available LAST off season.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Thorns are one chaotic good coach away from destroying the league for 5 years.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Buhbye
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me, in my blueberry stance.
no muffin man could win my love
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have made maybe the smartest decision of the week and decided that I’m not doing floors until tomorrow. They’re only gonna be clean til the dogs go out anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Glenn has talked me off some edges. Got thanksgiving questions? Ask Glenn.
Your reminder that I'm here to help you pull off Thanksgiving dinner if you have questions.

Ask away.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM