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Making my “current practices must change immediately” sign as we speak.
Our message to our immigrant and refugee communities is unequivocal: We stand with you. You belong here. Our message to the Trump administration is equally clear: Current practices must change immediately.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Hell yeah, let’s use tax revenue to fund government services.
opb.org OPB @opb.org · 10d
State Sen. Floyd Prozanski is introducing a bill this year that would allow Oregon to keep some of the money that would otherwise flow to taxpayers when the kicker is triggered.
Oregon lawmakers might once again debate the ‘kicker’ tax rebate this year
A proposal from one Democrat would ask voters to allow the state to keep some of the money the would otherwise flow to taxpayers.
www.opb.org
January 27, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mike Johnson enter your “honk-shoo” era.
Mike Johnson should start acting super tired at the press conferences and going “sorry I just woke up I haven’t seen anything yet. Does anyone have any coffee ha ha ha!” He could wear a night cap and everything
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to love each other. You have to defend each other. You have to fight.” —Mike Davis
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Lunchtime in the streets at the massive #Portland #NoKings party
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
gadsen flag, but green and with an anthropomorphic frog
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
you miss all the shots you don’t take
Yang Hansen (through his translator) on building chemistry with Donovan Clingan: "Maybe you can tell Chauncey—go twin towers, two centers on the court."
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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if only Gallagher was alive he could do the Saudi comedy festival with the heads of dissidents instead of watermelons
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@bynum.house.gov probably still time to get your signature on there
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
big “we demand to be taken seriously energy”
lol new clown car just rolled up
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Blazers Legends All
September 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:

* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The Democratic primary was merely a setback!
What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
August 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
crab rangooning
things against nature
crab rangooning is when you jerk off wearing oven mitts
July 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The only time I wanna encounter the word “feckless” is when I’m about to be informed Rudie Can’t Fail.
Sorry but you cannot type the word "feckless" into the computer ever again. It's been like this for a few years but it's also true today. Don't do it thank you.
July 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM