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just in case you needed another reason to despise AI
George Osborne has revealed he secured his job at OpenAI after cold-calling the ChatGPT owner
George Osborne: How did I get my job at OpenAI? I called them
www.thetimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
just in case you needed another reason to despise AI
the morons who left the EU and crashed the economy are now joining a party led by the corrupt chancer who spearheaded that project. and they’re going to once again tell us that the urine they’re drizzling on us is champagne
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has hinted more MPs will defect to Reform UK before the local elections
It comes as Kemi Badenoch holds an emergency meeting with all Tory MPs this evening
It comes as Kemi Badenoch holds an emergency meeting with all Tory MPs this evening
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
the morons who left the EU and crashed the economy are now joining a party led by the corrupt chancer who spearheaded that project. and they’re going to once again tell us that the urine they’re drizzling on us is champagne
Americans are in such chaos they’re quoting Hannan - one of the thickest people in British public life. Hannan rails against Putin despite cheerleading for Brexit, a key pillar of Putin’s strategy to destroy European opposition to him. there are smarter rocks at the bottom of the sea
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Americans are in such chaos they’re quoting Hannan - one of the thickest people in British public life. Hannan rails against Putin despite cheerleading for Brexit, a key pillar of Putin’s strategy to destroy European opposition to him. there are smarter rocks at the bottom of the sea
can’t agree with this. Baldrick was likeable and pure of heart. Jenrick is a shameless bigot and one of the worst characters this nation has ever produced
"Like so many MPs, he thinks he’s Francis Urquhart, when in fact he’s Baldrick" - @roberthutton.co.uk in his defection sketch
thecritic.co.uk/francis-urqu...
thecritic.co.uk/francis-urqu...
Francis Urquhart or Baldrick? | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine
I should begin with an apology. Last month, I described Robert Jenrick as “the most shameless man in parliament”. His office complained at the time, but I was stubborn and refused to back down. Well…
thecritic.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 AM
can’t agree with this. Baldrick was likeable and pure of heart. Jenrick is a shameless bigot and one of the worst characters this nation has ever produced
tbf absolutely everyone thinks Zahawi is a prick
Top work by the BBC editorial team for this amazing photo selection - also this headline, blimey, like ok bbc editorial, we get it, you think Zahawi is a prick.
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
tbf absolutely everyone thinks Zahawi is a prick
it’s impossible to overstate how thick some of our elected representatives are
Only Reform voters can save Labour
By Luke Akehurst
By Luke Akehurst
Only Reform voters can save Labour
A progressive coalition simply doesn't have the vote share
www.newstatesman.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it’s impossible to overstate how thick some of our elected representatives are
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Trump says ‘my own morality’ is the only limit to his global powers, and since he’s a guy who likes to sexually assault teenage girls that resemble his own daughter I would like to invite the rest of the world to freak the f*ck out.
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Trump says ‘my own morality’ is the only limit to his global powers, and since he’s a guy who likes to sexually assault teenage girls that resemble his own daughter I would like to invite the rest of the world to freak the f*ck out.
this corrupt moron is the favourite to be the next PM. that is the most damning indictment of British society you can imagine - future students will study the complete collapse of moral and intellectual standards in Britain and be astonished
Farage: "I believe in vaccinations when they're vaccinations. I don't think what happened with Covid were vaccinations. You have to keep having them every 6 months."
Conspiratorial nonsense.
Some vaccinations like Covid shots require multiple/seasonal doses because immunity fades & viruses change.
Conspiratorial nonsense.
Some vaccinations like Covid shots require multiple/seasonal doses because immunity fades & viruses change.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
this corrupt moron is the favourite to be the next PM. that is the most damning indictment of British society you can imagine - future students will study the complete collapse of moral and intellectual standards in Britain and be astonished
hardly any of the pundit class in the U.K. have the balls to say that the oligarchs and media barons are intent on inciting a race war. because their career prospects depend on not upsetting those same media barons
Good article this. Racism really is the reverse of a performance-enhancing drug, the mad, stupid shit it leads people to believe in and to do:
‘Once whispered, now discussed’: the rise of dubious claims of civil war in the UK
Dystopian warnings once reserved for the far right have found a wider audience – but there are good reasons for scepticism
www.theguardian.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
hardly any of the pundit class in the U.K. have the balls to say that the oligarchs and media barons are intent on inciting a race war. because their career prospects depend on not upsetting those same media barons
The Telegraph told us Boris Johnson wld usher in a golden age for Global Britain, and then that Truss and Kwarteng had constructed the finest budget in modern history. the right wing oligarchs are totally reliant on the British people being as thick as mince so they can keep hoarding all the wealth
Man who had national riots named after him says he’ll restore law & order in London as Tabloid Telegraph perpetuates right wing narrative
Figs from City Hall compared 12 months ending in Aug 2025 with previous 12, showed 9,000 fewer crimes resulting in injury across London - a drop of nearly 12%❗️🤷🏼♂️
Figs from City Hall compared 12 months ending in Aug 2025 with previous 12, showed 9,000 fewer crimes resulting in injury across London - a drop of nearly 12%❗️🤷🏼♂️
Farage promises to restore law and order to London
Reform leader says party campaign will also focus on cost of living and mass migration ahead of May local elections
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The Telegraph told us Boris Johnson wld usher in a golden age for Global Britain, and then that Truss and Kwarteng had constructed the finest budget in modern history. the right wing oligarchs are totally reliant on the British people being as thick as mince so they can keep hoarding all the wealth
just remember that Liz Truss - our former PM who crashed the British economy - invited this deranged Nazi onto her show to mouth off about how broken britain is
Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”
Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
just remember that Liz Truss - our former PM who crashed the British economy - invited this deranged Nazi onto her show to mouth off about how broken britain is
fairly confident that some of her next guests will be Matt Le Tissier, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon and Alex Jones
Dipped into ep.4 of the Liz Truss Show for no more than a minute (using mirror site that does not boost numbers or revenue yewtu.be/channel/UCpI...). Quite aside from the INSANITY of what she says, camera is focussed on background, not her, THROUGHOUT. And what's up with the candy cane on the books?
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
fairly confident that some of her next guests will be Matt Le Tissier, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon and Alex Jones
Locals are saying everyone associated with the Daily Mail might be morally and intellectually bankrupt
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Locals are saying everyone associated with the Daily Mail might be morally and intellectually bankrupt
this is in direct contrast to the U.K., where a man can be a raging anti-Semite, but as long as he supports the billionaires desire to dodge tax - and the Israeli plan to massacre Palestinians - he will be supported and boosted into the highest office in the land
One day after being appointed as Zohran Mamdani's City Hall director of appointments, Cat Almonte Da Costa has tendered her resignation in response to her offensive tweets about Jewish people surfacing.
Statement from her and Mamdani:
Statement from her and Mamdani:
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this is in direct contrast to the U.K., where a man can be a raging anti-Semite, but as long as he supports the billionaires desire to dodge tax - and the Israeli plan to massacre Palestinians - he will be supported and boosted into the highest office in the land
a fine example of what the deranged bigots that comprise the Tory media think of anyone who isn’t white
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
a fine example of what the deranged bigots that comprise the Tory media think of anyone who isn’t white
Unfortunately for us, that 30% includes the owners of the Telegraph, the Times, the Spectator, the Mail, GB News and half of the BBC board. and most of the landed wealth and business elite
The 30% support for Farage is being overtaken, finally, by the 70% of us who absolutely loathe him.
About time that happened.
About time that happened.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Unfortunately for us, that 30% includes the owners of the Telegraph, the Times, the Spectator, the Mail, GB News and half of the BBC board. and most of the landed wealth and business elite
let’s also remember that this newspaper pumps out propaganda every single day to get the main architect of Brexit elected as the next PM
The tide is turning. Even the Telegraph is now admitting the damage the Brexit deal has done to the economy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
let’s also remember that this newspaper pumps out propaganda every single day to get the main architect of Brexit elected as the next PM
we can be fairly certain that this man is/was a friend, donor or associate of Johnson, Cummings, Gove, Hancock etc or a regular Tory donor
Ex Dresdner Kleinwort investment banker Tim Horlick, who was previously married to City Superwoman Nicola Horlick (née Gayford), bought an £8.5m Pimlico flat after supplying 50 million faulty PPE masks. He has now had a criminal restraint order imposed on the property. Ben Ellery in @thetimes.com
Financier’s £8.5m flat frozen amid tax investigation over PPE deal
Tim Horlick bought the Pimlico property shortly after his company was awarded the now-contentious £255m contract by the government
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
we can be fairly certain that this man is/was a friend, donor or associate of Johnson, Cummings, Gove, Hancock etc or a regular Tory donor
sunlit uplands latest
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
sunlit uplands latest
after voting for Brexit, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss, there is zero confidence that the British electorate will see the blazing red flags and vote accordingly
🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
after voting for Brexit, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss, there is zero confidence that the British electorate will see the blazing red flags and vote accordingly
the BBC has severe flaws, but has also been infiltrated and slowly wrecked from the inside by the right wingers who despise it. as critical as we all are of it, anyone who thinks its total collapse will be better for the centre and the left is severely deluded
Revealing division in my timeline between (1) my insider friends who have lived privileged lives who are very keen that we defend the BBC and think it's important it survives and (2) my outsider friends who feel (at best) ambivalent about the BBC's survival.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the BBC has severe flaws, but has also been infiltrated and slowly wrecked from the inside by the right wingers who despise it. as critical as we all are of it, anyone who thinks its total collapse will be better for the centre and the left is severely deluded
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Oxford University in the 80s has managed to produce several of the worst people this country has ever produced
Dominic Cummings has this racialised take on David Lammy
There is an increasingly prevalent kneejerk online rightwing trait to call the presence of any black or Asian person a diversity hire
There is an increasingly prevalent kneejerk online rightwing trait to call the presence of any black or Asian person a diversity hire
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oxford University in the 80s has managed to produce several of the worst people this country has ever produced
after Brexit our only functioning exports are that of our vicious racists to America
the british right wing lady who is favorably cited in anders brevik's manifesto traveled to nyc to yell at people about mamdani lol
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
after Brexit our only functioning exports are that of our vicious racists to America
British voters backed two serial fraudsters - Johnson and Farage - in 2016 and 2019. they got poverty, chaos and division in return. if they back this charlatan again they will claim back the crown from America of being the thickest electorate
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
British voters backed two serial fraudsters - Johnson and Farage - in 2016 and 2019. they got poverty, chaos and division in return. if they back this charlatan again they will claim back the crown from America of being the thickest electorate