Toothy Chicken
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Post election there has been an explosion of bad takes as people grapple with this new reality, and I promise never to become like that. This account is for bad takes in both peace and chaos. Nothing but shit analysis from cradle to grave baybee.
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I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. Essential reading, now more than ever.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. Essential reading, now more than ever.
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texting my mom: thank you for the article about cats i love you and appreciate you
texting my dad: new evidence of aliens, check youtube
texting Dr. Pepper: i'm pregnany
texting my dad: new evidence of aliens, check youtube
texting Dr. Pepper: i'm pregnany
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
texting my mom: thank you for the article about cats i love you and appreciate you
texting my dad: new evidence of aliens, check youtube
texting Dr. Pepper: i'm pregnany
texting my dad: new evidence of aliens, check youtube
texting Dr. Pepper: i'm pregnany
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
Lowtax Speedrun
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Lowtax Speedrun
I don't understand why so many people are acting smug, or surprised, or outraged at the 2nd amendment hypocrisy from the right. It's fascists. They've always been fascists. Their whole deal is "rights for me but not for you," by design.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I don't understand why so many people are acting smug, or surprised, or outraged at the 2nd amendment hypocrisy from the right. It's fascists. They've always been fascists. Their whole deal is "rights for me but not for you," by design.
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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I personally believe it’s good when people who had bad opinions change them into good opinions. I think we should celebrate that. Just not as much as we celebrate people like me, who only have good opinions
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I personally believe it’s good when people who had bad opinions change them into good opinions. I think we should celebrate that. Just not as much as we celebrate people like me, who only have good opinions
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Man, Taglia, you would be so crushed if you ever came face to face with the sophisticated Marxist network reality, which is a bunch of poli sci majors in a squat house arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes, and two aren't speaking because they both slept with the same girl.
The Free Press put out a piece calling out Noem's lies about Alex Pretti's murder, and the comment section is absolutely furious.
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Man, Taglia, you would be so crushed if you ever came face to face with the sophisticated Marxist network reality, which is a bunch of poli sci majors in a squat house arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes, and two aren't speaking because they both slept with the same girl.
I mean... Maybe the one saving grace is the secret police guy is too corrupt to properly secret police?
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I mean... Maybe the one saving grace is the secret police guy is too corrupt to properly secret police?
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about a quarter of the way through Sarah Wynn-William's memoirs of working at Facebook and I can see why zuck & co didn't want this released, they look even more callous and pathetic than I assumed
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM
about a quarter of the way through Sarah Wynn-William's memoirs of working at Facebook and I can see why zuck & co didn't want this released, they look even more callous and pathetic than I assumed
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“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
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Some folks just want to go through life mad.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Some folks just want to go through life mad.
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
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very sincerely, please be aware that no one on social media, least of all massive accounts, is going to give you advance warning of u.s. miltary action except by accident
speaking assuredly about unknowable things drives traffic but you are better off going out and touching grass
speaking assuredly about unknowable things drives traffic but you are better off going out and touching grass
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
very sincerely, please be aware that no one on social media, least of all massive accounts, is going to give you advance warning of u.s. miltary action except by accident
speaking assuredly about unknowable things drives traffic but you are better off going out and touching grass
speaking assuredly about unknowable things drives traffic but you are better off going out and touching grass
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Thanks for making this video @taylorlorenz.bsky.social lets hope people listen and not accuse you of "calling everything you disagree with eugenics" and such as they did me and @xriskology.bsky.social 🙄
I don't know how much evidence people need.
I don't know how much evidence people need.
I made a deep dive video into the TESCREAL ideology shaping Silicon Valley’s biggest companies and the AI arms race, and how a shocking number of tech billionaires are pro-human extinction
Tech Billionaires Want Us Dead
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Thanks for making this video @taylorlorenz.bsky.social lets hope people listen and not accuse you of "calling everything you disagree with eugenics" and such as they did me and @xriskology.bsky.social 🙄
I don't know how much evidence people need.
I don't know how much evidence people need.
Just fucking flabbergasted by the incompetence of everyone at the wheel while the ship heads straight for an iceberg.
Weiss is demonstrably unqualified for this job and the role it serves in a legitimate newsroom. I'd argue that not a single person can credibly argue that she belongs there, earned that position or has any beneficial skills that make CBS a better news organization.
archive.is/202601191104...
archive.is/202601191104...
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Just fucking flabbergasted by the incompetence of everyone at the wheel while the ship heads straight for an iceberg.
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If kissing a frog turns it into a prince, which animal do I gotta kiss if I need a plumber
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If kissing a frog turns it into a prince, which animal do I gotta kiss if I need a plumber